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» Political Correctness Gone Mad
valentines day 2007-
My little brother comes home from his high school and informs me of a very unPC comment from their head teacher. A group of pupils were asked to make a slide show for valentines day showing love hearts or whatever. The group made this slide show and included pictures of people holding hands and kissing as well as pink hearts and flowers. Apparently it was very well made. However on showing the show to the head teacher she decided it was unacceptable. Why? Because there was a picture of two men holding hands.
On asking why this was unacceptable she replied that the picture "might offend the homo phobics." and had to be removed before the slide show could be shown.
My brother being a bit concerned by the comment inquired "So if there was a picture of an African man in the slide show we'd have to take it off in case we offended the racists?"
Her reply?
"Exactly!"
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 18:43, More)
valentines day 2007-
My little brother comes home from his high school and informs me of a very unPC comment from their head teacher. A group of pupils were asked to make a slide show for valentines day showing love hearts or whatever. The group made this slide show and included pictures of people holding hands and kissing as well as pink hearts and flowers. Apparently it was very well made. However on showing the show to the head teacher she decided it was unacceptable. Why? Because there was a picture of two men holding hands.
On asking why this was unacceptable she replied that the picture "might offend the homo phobics." and had to be removed before the slide show could be shown.
My brother being a bit concerned by the comment inquired "So if there was a picture of an African man in the slide show we'd have to take it off in case we offended the racists?"
Her reply?
"Exactly!"
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 18:43, More)
» Too much information
I just really didnt need to know.
I was on the bus back to my mates flat the other day. We were all hungover and sitting a few seats in front of some incredibly annoying chavettes. The music from their mobile phones actually hurt my brain but what was worse was when their friend got on the bus, sat down next to them and exclaimed loudly "Ooh! My tampon's just gone RIGHT up me. This is the fuckin' messiest period ever!"
Cheers. I needed that like i need a punch in the face.
(Sat 8th Sep 2007, 17:30, More)
I just really didnt need to know.
I was on the bus back to my mates flat the other day. We were all hungover and sitting a few seats in front of some incredibly annoying chavettes. The music from their mobile phones actually hurt my brain but what was worse was when their friend got on the bus, sat down next to them and exclaimed loudly "Ooh! My tampon's just gone RIGHT up me. This is the fuckin' messiest period ever!"
Cheers. I needed that like i need a punch in the face.
(Sat 8th Sep 2007, 17:30, More)
» Good Advice
Throw a pepper in the air,
if it fails to come back down you've gone insane, so don't trust anyone.
(Fri 21st May 2010, 15:26, More)
Throw a pepper in the air,
if it fails to come back down you've gone insane, so don't trust anyone.
(Fri 21st May 2010, 15:26, More)
» Pathological Liars
I have a good friend
(lets call him Cam) and it is extremely difficult to tell when he's being serious or just taking the piss. We have a habit of seeing what things we can tell people which are sometimes just stupid then laughing about it later on.
Some of my favorites from him are:
- Cattle grids were originally invented to stop gypsies from stealing cattle. They didn't know what they were so the gypsies would just run into them and break their legs.
- The government is starting to send dried water to 3rd world countries. All they have to do now to get water is open these packets, and add water.
- He's managed to convince a ridiculous number of people that a friend of ours is in fact gay and is addicted to eating fudge. If he doesn't get his fudge on an hourly basis he'll hurt people. (This person is now known as Fudge)
- Bread wasn't introduced to France until the Second World War.
- He told everyone someone in our group had won the lottery, that's why he wasn't at school. (He in fact got kicked out for his lack of attendance)
- More recently he told a very self conscious member of our circle of friends he had yellow skin round his eyes. He then ran around asking everyone if he had yellow skin round his eyes. He was convinced people were lying when they said "no".
They just keep coming.
(Sat 1st Dec 2007, 10:43, More)
I have a good friend
(lets call him Cam) and it is extremely difficult to tell when he's being serious or just taking the piss. We have a habit of seeing what things we can tell people which are sometimes just stupid then laughing about it later on.
Some of my favorites from him are:
- Cattle grids were originally invented to stop gypsies from stealing cattle. They didn't know what they were so the gypsies would just run into them and break their legs.
- The government is starting to send dried water to 3rd world countries. All they have to do now to get water is open these packets, and add water.
- He's managed to convince a ridiculous number of people that a friend of ours is in fact gay and is addicted to eating fudge. If he doesn't get his fudge on an hourly basis he'll hurt people. (This person is now known as Fudge)
- Bread wasn't introduced to France until the Second World War.
- He told everyone someone in our group had won the lottery, that's why he wasn't at school. (He in fact got kicked out for his lack of attendance)
- More recently he told a very self conscious member of our circle of friends he had yellow skin round his eyes. He then ran around asking everyone if he had yellow skin round his eyes. He was convinced people were lying when they said "no".
They just keep coming.
(Sat 1st Dec 2007, 10:43, More)