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Howdy, Im me and well thats all you really need to know for now lol.

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» Things we do to fit in

Not sure if anyones posted this yet....
What people do to fit in on b3ta:

People endlessly reposting their stories, made even worse when they weren't funny first time and are even less funny second time.

People stealing stories from other places then trying to pass them off as their own.

And people trying to come up with amusing jokes for QOTW that are actually crap.....

With regards to 'fitting in', i'll be suprised if no one has said "Used lube" or something like that yet (or then again come up with another pointless joke/story that is supposed to be 'amusing' (cba to go look back through answers...)

Apologies for semi-ranting.

But I wont apologise for length
(Thu 15th Jan 2009, 15:59, More)

» I'm your biggest Fan

I'm my biggest fan......

No seriously... I am :)
(Thu 16th Apr 2009, 23:14, More)

» Spoilt Brats

Not strictly in line with this weeks QOTW but still.. read on.
Ok, so this isn't as much about 'spoilt' brats as just 'brats' in general.

Every bus journey you can guarantee there will be at least one group of girls, usually around the ages of 12-16 who think its absolutely hi-fucking-larious to play whatever festering turd of a song is ruling the chavtastic songworld at that moment in time. If they're not playing shitty music then they are having a conversation to see who's mouth can produce the most crap in 60 second spurts.
A typical conversation would go thus:

Chavette #1: Lyk ohmygodwhatthefuckyousaying
Chavette #2: no 'e wud-unt 'eez gunna get fukin battad
Chavette #3: fuk off u dont no nuffink.

And so on and so forth all expelled in exceptionally loud voices so that the rest of the bus can hear all about their pathetic excuses for lives.


The male chavs, you know the ones. They stand outside the shops in groups and proceed to ask every stranger that walks past "go in t'shop for us mate". When the stranger politely declines their request they suddenly show their true side "what a wanka, fuk off yer fukin twat, i'm guna cut ya wiv me flicky innit". Well fuck me sideways with the torch of gondor... thats where i've been going wrong all my life, your supposed to be rude and uncouth when you want someone to do something for you. Christ on a twunting bike... Their stupidity astounds me. Fuck Asbo's.... bring in mandatory steralisation for all chavs.

There are so many more 'brats' i'd like to unleash a foul mouthed diatribe about but i'll end this here.
(Wed 15th Oct 2008, 20:32, More)

» Worst Band Ever

I'll say no more.
(Sat 1st Jan 2011, 20:03, More)

» Nativity Plays

It is Thursday isn't it?
(Thu 2nd Apr 2009, 19:34, More)
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