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Fairly Mild and Gentle if not Fluffy

Last time I saw a face like yours it had a jockey looking over it!

tara
(Sat 6th Oct 2007, 7:05, More)

» Insults

A Very Gentle Insult
Back in the good old days of the seventies, we had a good natured very mild insult which on seeing a mate went "Hey-Up Smell" to which the correct response was "Hey-Up Smell you twat" or something along those lines.
This was popular until we extended it to our customers ( motor-trade grease monkeys bear in mind ), one took it a little bit personally and when we had greeted him with "Hey-Up Smell" once too often he exploded big-time and said " What the hells all this Smell business, jack it in yoof, it gets reyt up my nose."
We maintained a dignified but slightly abashed look until we were out of sight when...................GuffawGuffawGuffaw
Sorry its a bit rubbish but hey....first post and all that..........
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 14:47, More)