» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

Phone Sex
One of my favourite things in the world is going to the filthy newsagents near my flat and searching through all the porn mags... Not for the obvious, oh no no no...

You know on various pages throughout you have the little ads that have three things;

-A saucy picture
-A hilarious quote or question
-A telephone number for someone to fulfill hilarious quote

Well, I am on the eternal quest to find the best/sickest one ever...

Here is the current #1

"Ram me so hard up the arse my shit turns soupy"

I should really know better than this being a girl but my goodness how I giggled for days on end after seeing that one...
(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 18:25, More)

» Insults

Spunker par example...
One of my best friends over the years has aquired all of the below insults/nicknames. This is for absolutely no reason in particular and to be honest am not particularly sure how it even started... Well, she is ever so slightly promiscuous but I think you'll guess that...

Spunker
Spunk Wagon
Spunk Dolphin (a particular favourite of mine, due to it having no actual meaning or reference to anything)
Spoon Rag (Again, eh?)
Spunk Bucket (Self explanatory I would hope...)

All of which she will answer to as if nothing bizarre has been said at all.

Not strictly an insult, well, not in her eyes anyway...
(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 17:34, More)