» Best Comebacks

First question ive actually had an answer too :)
Sitting on a grassy hill near my school recently with a bunch of friends recently and most importantly to the story, my reasonably recent ex-girlfriend whom in general I still get on with but this day she had been going out of her way to annoy me (she told me this later). Anyway after a series of stupid insults coming back and forth she finally spouted

"you can go and suck dick"

To which I came out with the reply

"yeah, better then you can"

Needless to say I havnt talked to her in the last four days since this incident. It was worth it though.


p.s. sorry for language.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 20:54, More)

» Essential Items

As boring as it sounds, at least im not listing my pockets
The most essential thing I almost always leave the house with is a bag. Irrelavant of where I am going it always comes in useful, helps me be a bit of a hippy and refuse plastic bags in shops.

The other thing I always have with me is a bottle of tap water, along time ago I got very sick of having to fork out 60p for a drink everytime I was thirsty.

Oh and my trusty Zippo, always lights without fail and always looks so much cooler when somebody asks for a light and you don't have to spend 5 minutes trying to get your disposable piece of crap to light :)
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 18:48, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

Not really that obscure unfortunatly
Im quite a big fan of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and finally saw them in Edinburgh this year (third attempt to go and see them). Manageed to grab the lead singers microphone when he threw it into the crowd, quick snatch and in the pocket. Noone saw so there was around 100 people beside me hunting for it including the security :).

My friend has a bag signed by the singer Richard Thompson
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 15:03, More)