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» Customers from Hell
Another one from my Hotel days
Bridezillas are full of strange ideas:
'If the hotel burns down, do you have an alternative venue booked?'
...yes love, for every wedding booked there is an empty venue that we pay for to stay that way, just in case. I'm waiting for a transfer there so I don't have to deal with any fuckwits like you.
(Mon 8th Sep 2008, 20:11, More)
Another one from my Hotel days
Bridezillas are full of strange ideas:
'If the hotel burns down, do you have an alternative venue booked?'
...yes love, for every wedding booked there is an empty venue that we pay for to stay that way, just in case. I'm waiting for a transfer there so I don't have to deal with any fuckwits like you.
(Mon 8th Sep 2008, 20:11, More)
» Banks
I was going to post about how I work in a bank
...and that the customers are all utter cnuts, but it appears that the feeling's mutual....
Meh. It's just a job, I'd rather be a footballer but a blatant lack of skill ruined that ambition at an early age.
I am constantly surprised that people expect banks to be not-for-profit organizations, though; Big Businesses = Bastards. Twas ever thus. I'm just a little cog in a very big machine.
Aren't most other b3tans marketing/advertising twats anyway? :-P
(Thu 16th Jul 2009, 22:22, More)
I was going to post about how I work in a bank
...and that the customers are all utter cnuts, but it appears that the feeling's mutual....
Meh. It's just a job, I'd rather be a footballer but a blatant lack of skill ruined that ambition at an early age.
I am constantly surprised that people expect banks to be not-for-profit organizations, though; Big Businesses = Bastards. Twas ever thus. I'm just a little cog in a very big machine.
Aren't most other b3tans marketing/advertising twats anyway? :-P
(Thu 16th Jul 2009, 22:22, More)
» Drunk Parents
Not long after I passed my driving test
I went to pick up my Dad from a works do.
Journey of about 6 miles from rural pub in North Wales to our house in, er, rural North Wales. Through a lot of twisty lanes. With a newly qualified Min pedal-to-the-metal at 1am-ish on said twisty (and empty, being after midnight) lanes.
We had several stops for pukage.
Initially I was shocked: I'd never seen my Dad so badly the worse for wear (and to be fair, though he likes a drink, never so bad since, either). Eventually I was driving erratically just for the effect it was having...
(Fri 25th Feb 2011, 22:31, More)
Not long after I passed my driving test
I went to pick up my Dad from a works do.
Journey of about 6 miles from rural pub in North Wales to our house in, er, rural North Wales. Through a lot of twisty lanes. With a newly qualified Min pedal-to-the-metal at 1am-ish on said twisty (and empty, being after midnight) lanes.
We had several stops for pukage.
Initially I was shocked: I'd never seen my Dad so badly the worse for wear (and to be fair, though he likes a drink, never so bad since, either). Eventually I was driving erratically just for the effect it was having...
(Fri 25th Feb 2011, 22:31, More)