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Yes, I'm an American.

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And one more that I actually managed to get out one day
To some bastard that had offended the hell out of me:

"I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire."

I'm not sure how that went over.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 18:52, More)

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Ah, some of the fun ones
Father to self:

F: Son, would you like to lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
S: Yeah!
F: Cut off your head.

F: You're so ugly you could knock a maggot off a crap wagon at fifty paces.
S: *weep*

Stunningly, our relationship has improved over the years.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 18:47, More)