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Hails from Glasgow
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"I would like to nominate, The Girl with a Pearl Earring, the wee guy out of The Scream, oh and Whistler's mother"
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(Tue 26th Aug 2014, 17:52, More)
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(Tue 26th Aug 2014, 17:52, More)
I expect it has been done a million times... but here's the millionth-and-oneth time
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(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 20:26, More)
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(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 20:26, More)
Right... that's the eyebrows, the chin, just the minge to go and that should keep that cunt DaVinci happy tomorrow
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(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 22:26, More)
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(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 22:26, More)
they were blissfully unaware that the simple act of stepping off the pavement had saved them from the evil stalker
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(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 22:28, More)
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(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 22:28, More)
Addressing the pygmy witch doctor as 'Oi, Short Arse' was another of Phil the Greeks less diplomatic moments
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(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 1:24, More)
It's a repost... but it has a relevancy to the compo I guess, so... "Casting a REAL Robin in the role of Robin alongside 'Batcat' was a bad idea"
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(Sat 22nd Feb 2003, 0:00, More)
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(Sat 22nd Feb 2003, 0:00, More)
Since the re-launch of the product they can't keep up with demand for these little guys! Click for better view of 'A Busy Day At The Milky Bar Kid Factory'
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(Wed 19th Feb 2003, 23:10, More)
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(Wed 19th Feb 2003, 23:10, More)
I don't mind saying, but doing this almost drove me over the edge! :) AND there is NO biggy... bad enough trying to get this down to a reasonable size. Anyway... I did it, and now you can have it.
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(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 20:06, More)
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(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 20:06, More)
Dedicated to Carlossthejackass... who finds my stuff, somehow, disturbing. :)
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(Sun 9th Feb 2003, 1:34, More)
...and then they found them....... tucked away on the top shelf, between the WD40 and the jar of dried up paintbrushes
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(Tue 28th Jan 2003, 23:56, More)
What with the Lights, the Floor, the Suit... it just wasn't working... then someone suggested "Why not just plain white?"... The rest is history!
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(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 1:46, More)
Raelian kids have been around for years.... they are perfectly normal.... I saw this one playing on our local beach
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Our Grandfathers had Pipe Hats.... our Grandchildren will have Halfpipe Hats
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(Sat 4th Jan 2003, 16:16, More)
Usually the farmer's wife was careful about leaving things lying around... but the phone rang...
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(Sun 15th Dec 2002, 21:01, More)
Thanks to B3TA word soon spread and theirs was the ONLY place to be seen Friday Nights
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(Wed 11th Dec 2002, 23:02, More)
Some of the 'brighter' rookies came up with their own methods for deploying into Iraq
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There was much posturing when the two Masters eventually faced each other...
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The Earth is safe as long as Superman is arou.... oh shit... I forgot!
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Best answers to questions:
» Fancy Dress
theme was tv programmes
Going back a bit...... all guests had to go as a tv programme. My missus and I were asked late and had little time to prepare. As I had a broken arm at the time I stuck one of those fake turds you get from the joke shop on to my 'stookie' (is that just a Scottish expression for plaster cast?)....and went as.... 'The-Crapped-on-Fracture' (Krypton Factor.. popular show at the time).
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 22:10, More)
theme was tv programmes
Going back a bit...... all guests had to go as a tv programme. My missus and I were asked late and had little time to prepare. As I had a broken arm at the time I stuck one of those fake turds you get from the joke shop on to my 'stookie' (is that just a Scottish expression for plaster cast?)....and went as.... 'The-Crapped-on-Fracture' (Krypton Factor.. popular show at the time).
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 22:10, More)
» Evidence that you're getting old
Looking at my birth certificate always makes me feel old
cos I am.
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 10:18, More)
Looking at my birth certificate always makes me feel old
cos I am.
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 10:18, More)
» Useless Information
Errol Flynn's father was the first man to bring a Duck Billed Platypus to the UK.
and Platypusses/Platypi(?) have similar reproductive organs to humans.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 23:57, More)
Errol Flynn's father was the first man to bring a Duck Billed Platypus to the UK.
and Platypusses/Platypi(?) have similar reproductive organs to humans.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 23:57, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
I've got a piece of the Berlin Wall (and who doesn't?)
and also plectrums (picks) from various artistes (Rob Thomas -Matchbox 20, Shania Twain (?), Dixie Chicks) etc etc.. Oh and A Christmas card from Jimmy Krankie!!
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 21:07, More)
I've got a piece of the Berlin Wall (and who doesn't?)
and also plectrums (picks) from various artistes (Rob Thomas -Matchbox 20, Shania Twain (?), Dixie Chicks) etc etc.. Oh and A Christmas card from Jimmy Krankie!!
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 21:07, More)