» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade

Timber Frame Houses
Theres a block of flats in London which is double studded all the way up,

i forgot to take them out when i was 'copying & pasting' the drawings.

waste of about 4Km of timber,

i'm not proud.
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 13:07, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

A Lovely looking young lady i used to work with...
all of the following ate true,

once at work we were talking about the date (it was Friday the 13th) and how many people consider this date to be unlucky. The girl opposite me wondered aloud if her birthday will ever fall on a Friday 13th, until our boss pointed out that her birthday was August 21st.

she also asked / genuinely thought all of the following

Limes were unripe lemons,

tigers were female lions,

she once asked what mushy peas were made off

she also rang me on the internal phone system and asked if it was costing the company money in phone bills.



sadly though, stupid as she was, i still couldn't convince her to sleep with me!
(Wed 24th Mar 2010, 13:22, More)

» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade

Italian Restraunts
i used to work in the kitchen of A Specific Kind of italian restraunt, which shall remain nameless. (unless you lok at the last scentence again)

dough to make the pizza bases? delivered frozen
tuna? Tinned
Salad? straight out a bag
Tomato sauce (or pomodoro, to make it sound more exotic)? tinned
the mushroom (funghi) sauce ran out during service one day, we replaced it with Cream of mushroom soup.

throughout all this, noone gobbed, bled or came in the food... we figured head office had ruined it enough already.

i'm not proud
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 13:14, More)

» Conspiracy theory nutters

You see them ALL THE TIME
a small group of 'independant' freedom fighters,

you see thier propaganda each week, in fact you may have read it today!!!

it'll go like this...

"this QOTW is shit!!"
(Fri 28th Aug 2009, 17:00, More)