» Voyeurism

A few months ago
I used to live with a lesbian couple, a straight couple and a single lesbian.(Im straight)
The funny part was that the straight couple's bedroom was under the lesbians. Guess who complained about the sex noises being so loud all the time...

the straight couple!!!!
(Wed 17th Oct 2007, 9:27, More)

» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade

rhymes with...car
I used to work in a food shop and was put on the bakery all the time even though i had no training whatsoever...
If something dropped on the floor, i was told to pick it up and put it back (ergh)
also the hot pasties and things that we cooked in the early morning were kept on the hot plate allllll day until 8pm when they were definatly not fit for human consumption...
but we used to sell them anyway and keep the profits....
oh and if we didnt like someone we used to override the tills and charge them extra :P
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 13:49, More)

» Being told off as an adult

wankbiscuits
I used to work at an unmentioned shop and the manager was a complete arse,
he used to line us up before the shift and tell us what we did wrong the last time and how we can improve...

suckup always got the lollipop

pun intended
(Tue 25th Sep 2007, 14:14, More)