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He is 188cm and 54.2kg as of Wednesday 3 March 2009. He has green eyes. He shaves his head. He has a scar on his right forearm from a wire coat hanger. He also has a scar on his left shin from a broken mirror. One time he thought about buying a jacket he saw in H&M. It was a dark green corduroy hoodie with light blue accents. Then he decided against buying the jacket. He bought a jacket from Macy's instead, and some gloves to go with.

One time he transcribed a song:

Don wit min slao, oh wi masel Woohoo!
and PEOPLE!!!!!11!1!

ooooohhhhh, ooooohhh, oooooh
ooooohhh, ooooohhhh, ooooohhh

Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah...
Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah.

PEOPLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!1!! Woohoo!

Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah.


Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah.





ooohhhh oooohhhhh


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Best answers to questions:

» Siblings

I have a twin brother
and once he hooked up with my boyfriend of (then) two weeks. From what I later came to find out, my boy-toy stopped by unannounced one day and though I wasn't in, my twin was, and took advantage of the situation since boyfriend couldn't yet tell us apart.

I found out a week later during foreplay when the boy-toy said something like, "...but I loved it that one time you let me top you."
(Tue 30th Dec 2008, 8:33, More)

» Addicted

I'm allergic to all citrus fruit, but I adore pineapple, even though eating just a few bits makes me swell up and closes off my throat. I was at a Christmas party a few years ago and they had pineapple cake and I couldn't resist, so I ate a slice and was in an ambulance a half hour later.

EDIT: Maybe that was for the best though, because I started hooking up with the EMT who intubated me.
(Fri 19th Dec 2008, 1:12, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

I hooked up with someone
at a family reunion. We weren't really sure how we were related, but assumed for the time being that we were probably distant enough cousins for it not to matter.

Also, I'm a queer.
(Thu 11th Dec 2008, 16:03, More)

» Cringe!

Once I was giving a blow job to a straight guy
and midway through my wig fell off. Imagine my humiliation when he found out I wasn't exactly the lovely lady he thought I was.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2008, 21:16, More)

» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

So when I was 18 I started hooking up with M (who was 38)
and we had fun for a few months, and then he told me about his boyfriend K (34), who wanted to meet me. So then we three had lots of teh sex. Blah blah blah, time passes etc, and we three have fallen in love.

Woo for three-party relationships. People who limit themselves to one partner don't know what they're missing.

Not funny and not even that entertaining, but there you go.
(Thu 4th Dec 2008, 14:50, More)
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