» Workplace Boredom

Assasin
As a young man I worked at a dead-end desk job with an overbearing boss, took anti-anxiety medication for panic attacks, and had a live-in girlfriend who cheats on me with my best friend. I wondered if when I was born my father looked into my eyes and saw a failure. Then without notice my life changed and I was contracted to spend the whole day driving fast cars and killing people who were marked for death by some loom. You may think this a bit far fetched, but my other friends belive in a man who lives on a shiny cloud...
(Sun 11th Jan 2009, 1:14, More)

» The Credit Crunch

Bankrupt
I got a 125% mortgage on a 300k house :)

I got 75k to buy shite with and travel the world.

I cant afford it now

Spent the last £500 signing the bankruptcy papers.

Know what

Its fucking great, spent not a penny of my own money, lost fuck all and had a wonderful time.

I feel like a banker:)

Will do it again in 5 years
(Sat 24th Jan 2009, 9:20, More)

» Workplace Boredom

Down the pub
I worked in a large(ish) computer software conmpany in Glasgow. The management were so far up their own arses that me, the QA manager and the product manager used to sod off at 11.30am and sit in the pub till 5pm. We only stopped it when we started to feel bad, and I was in support :). Apparently as we left en masse nobody ever questioned us. When asked we pretrended to be pilots.
(Sat 10th Jan 2009, 22:21, More)