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» Accidental animal cruelty
Drowned a pigeon
In Brighton. Me and a chum were just skimming pebbles etc as young lads do. And I picked up a big stone and decided to make a big splash in the sea with it. Wasn't actually aiming at the two pigeons sat not that far away from us, but as I threw said stone they both took off in flight. One of them flew straight into my rock and plunged into the drink. I waited about 3 minutes and it never came up again.
All this makes me sound about 7 but I was actually about 21. I think I went and watched Cooper Temple Clause that night.
(Tue 11th Dec 2007, 17:00, More)
Drowned a pigeon
In Brighton. Me and a chum were just skimming pebbles etc as young lads do. And I picked up a big stone and decided to make a big splash in the sea with it. Wasn't actually aiming at the two pigeons sat not that far away from us, but as I threw said stone they both took off in flight. One of them flew straight into my rock and plunged into the drink. I waited about 3 minutes and it never came up again.
All this makes me sound about 7 but I was actually about 21. I think I went and watched Cooper Temple Clause that night.
(Tue 11th Dec 2007, 17:00, More)
» Pathological Liars
3 Balls
I can't claim this one but it was very good. My chum Zafar asked his mate (when they were both 15) if his third ball had dropped yet. Not wanting to look out of place his pal responded "Well yeah... obviously... about a year ago. Catch up!".
Gosh, people will say anything to fit in.
(Tue 4th Dec 2007, 15:06, More)
3 Balls
I can't claim this one but it was very good. My chum Zafar asked his mate (when they were both 15) if his third ball had dropped yet. Not wanting to look out of place his pal responded "Well yeah... obviously... about a year ago. Catch up!".
Gosh, people will say anything to fit in.
(Tue 4th Dec 2007, 15:06, More)
» Insults
Insults of two words that mean the same thing
Double your insult, double your pleasure:
Cock-Dick
Testicle-Balls
Nipple-tits
Penis-cock
etc, etc.
Also using dfferent parts of the anatomy in the insult, coupled with normal everyday objects:
"Nice one hairdryer-knees"
"Why don't YOU shut up chair-beard?"
This all stemmed from a friend who would insult you by combining a desert with a rude part of the body. The high point of these were "rice-pudding-dick" and "ice-cream-tits".
Experiment, be creative.
(Wed 10th Oct 2007, 12:41, More)
Insults of two words that mean the same thing
Double your insult, double your pleasure:
Cock-Dick
Testicle-Balls
Nipple-tits
Penis-cock
etc, etc.
Also using dfferent parts of the anatomy in the insult, coupled with normal everyday objects:
"Nice one hairdryer-knees"
"Why don't YOU shut up chair-beard?"
This all stemmed from a friend who would insult you by combining a desert with a rude part of the body. The high point of these were "rice-pudding-dick" and "ice-cream-tits".
Experiment, be creative.
(Wed 10th Oct 2007, 12:41, More)