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Hot roomates and a poor performance
For a while in my younger days, a flatted with a bird who we shall call Gemma (big surprise because that is her name). Now Gemma had a boyfriend at the time who didn't live on premises, and every night or two he would come around to service their sexual needs. Now needless to say as soon as they shot upstairs to do the deed, the noises of moaning and groaning and beds rattling and springs squeaking would filter down to me in the lounge room. And unfortunately, he was the only moaner.

I used to laugh when that would last for a total of 3-4min. I had a nickname of "quickfire" for this fellow, as I though 3-4min was a disappointing performance.

In time they split up and I had a chance at a bit of flatmate on flatmate action. You can imagine my disappointment when my first time out I couldn't even muster a good minute. I hope to god no one was being a voyeur towards me.

First Post I say - and I think the post has enough embarrassing reference to length (though it got much better – honest!)
(Mon 15th Oct 2007, 2:44, More)