» Abusing freebies

Taken too far
About 6 years ago i was in my local pub. Well, it wasn't my local, but it was the only pub that let in under-agers for miles, which would mean that the weekend saw literally hundreds of 16 year olds (me included) descend on it as the bouncers quickly 'checked' i.d. and ushered us in to its grotty depths. This place was a bit of a legend among the schoolkids of West London... Well the night in question, Guinness were giving away 2 free pints, and u.v. stamping the wrists of people upon collection. I was with 7 friends, and i was the only one who actually liked Guinness, so it was an easy task convincing them to cash in their vouchers for me in exchange for a game of pool/a pog/a merlin sticker of Bruce Grobbelar, whatever it was that 16 year olds liked back in the day. Cue 16 free pints given to me, and drunk over the space of 3 hours. A VERY bad night followed... Shortly before the 5 hours of vomiting/dry retching began, I managed to get in a fight by (accidentally) chipping the white ball off a pool table. It soared onto the table of meatheads sitting next to us, and smashed a large bastard's pint of stella. In my haze, i somehow missed this event and went to take my next shot. I was a little confused when i couldn't find the white ball, and even more confused when i was picked up and roughed about (imagine the start of 'fresh prince' and you'll get the idea). Stepping in, my good friend Ben saved my arse that time, and again later by somehow finding me, half walking/half exploding black tarry vomit all over the north circular headed who knows where...

First post so be gentle
Cheers

P.S i'll give 40 nectar card points to anyone who can guess the filthy pub in question!
(Mon 12th Nov 2007, 5:25, More)