» Kids

My 4 yr old daughter..
picks up on anything I say or do. As kids do might I add.
I'm one of these drivers that complains, curses, swears and gestures whenever another driver has done something I dissaprove of. Not to the point of wanting to get out of my car and batter the offending motorist but you get my drift.
Well on this occasion after I had just been cut up by some fucking tosser in a BMW (the usual) I was shaking my head in frustration when little G pipes up "Was that another fucking wanker, Dad?"

That took some explaining, I could hardly give her a bollocking for it, could I.
(Sun 20th Apr 2008, 21:00, More)

» Pet Peeves

bumper to bumper drivers
FUCK YOU!

I'm already going 10mph + over the speed limit, why do you feel the need to almost shunt me even faster you absolute cunt.

Fuck you *smashes room up*
(Sat 3rd May 2008, 17:41, More)

» Spoilt Brats

Don't know him from Adam but
the little cunt who I see getting taken around his paper round by his Mum in their car is one spoilt little fucker.

Might aswell just have his mum do the fucking thing!
(Sun 12th Oct 2008, 15:37, More)

» Cheap Tat

Commodore64 off ebay a few years back
Fought off a fair few bids for my boyhood gaming machine. It arrives in a fucked up Flymo Lawn Mower box wrapped in cling film. Ok says I. Takes it out of the box only to find 3 of the keys have been stuck down with Blu-Tack and the tape machine was held together with sellotape.

Bastard!
(Sat 5th Jan 2008, 23:24, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

SBD
- Dropping an SBD while in coversation with a friend or workmate. The change of expression from jovial to outrage as they cop a whiff of my potent bum smell cracks me up big time.

- A sly one off the wrist whenever I get chance at least once a day. Not always possible though.

- picking my nose and flicking at peoples faces. Cackling with glee when it hits someone on the face.


I'm rather disgusting now I've thought about it :(
(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 21:12, More)