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PDAs
First time poster, so bear with me. But I have to have a rant.

PDAs - no, not those stupid computery things that important people had before the Blackberry. No. Public Displays of Affection. It's probably because I'm a lonely, single, grizzled gay man, but it really fucks me off. There should be laws against it. Very occasional hand-holding is perfectly acceptable, but if you're *constantly* holding hands in public, you clearly have trust issues or one of you is woefully worried that the other one is going to run away. I don't want to see any cuddling, nuzzling, heavy petting or tonsil tennis in public. You have me want to heave.

You might both be friends of mine and I might think you're a great couple, but that doesn't excuse the pair of you virtually simulating sex in front of me. You're disgusting. Go and have a fucking cold shower instead.
(Mon 5th May 2008, 23:13, More)