» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

Oh it's a Guillt-y pleasure
but so Ruud-e too



/Coat and Bag on the way out
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 16:28, More)

» Pathological Liars

kids
Once upon a time, in a school far, far away. A young child recounted amazing stories about her past, present and future to her fellow classmates.

In one such story, said young woman was involved in a horrific car crash and had metal plates inserted into her head... 4 hours and 5 magnets later, after considerable effort, some minor restraint it was eventually proved beyond doubt that she did not have any metal plates.

After this little white lie was exposed some others followed, such as; she wasn't adopted and (with a lot of persuading) she didn't actually have a dead sister... amazing girl though.

first post too
(Thu 29th Nov 2007, 16:48, More)

» Famous people I hate

Max Cunting Clifford
What a bloody leech on society; whenever there's a sordid little story or dirty little ditty that bulbous white topped arse appears from the damp rock he has been hiding under to publish the story.

When he’s interviewed he’ll be sprawled with a open topped shirt across his dick extension of a car or splayed across his dick extension house elaborating on how he’s protecting his clients interests and about to stuff yet more crap into the doggy waste bin of bollocks information

I despise that man; he’s a virus
(Tue 9th Feb 2010, 12:20, More)