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Jimvin's profile. I'm bored but not bored enough to write a proper profile. Never mind.
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» Ignoring Instructions
NO USER SERVICABLE PARTS.
Pfft! Never put me off.
(Thu 4th May 2006, 22:00, More)
NO USER SERVICABLE PARTS.
Pfft! Never put me off.
(Thu 4th May 2006, 22:00, More)
» Ripped Off
Barcode madness
In order that I could buy the nice sandwiches as the price of the cheepo ones I carefully cut out the barcode from my previously purchased fare and would stick it over the barcode on a nicer one with pritstick. Result! I could then remove the crafty label for future use.
Appologies for length of prison sentence that may be incurred by acting this out ripoffery.
(Wed 21st Feb 2007, 8:38, More)
Barcode madness
In order that I could buy the nice sandwiches as the price of the cheepo ones I carefully cut out the barcode from my previously purchased fare and would stick it over the barcode on a nicer one with pritstick. Result! I could then remove the crafty label for future use.
Appologies for length of prison sentence that may be incurred by acting this out ripoffery.
(Wed 21st Feb 2007, 8:38, More)
» Ignoring Instructions
When people don't read the instructions...
...you can wind them up no end.
1. My brother once used my Mum's, "Ebony," hairspray. Picking up the can I pretend to read, "Ebony. For beautiful afro hair." Cue much hysteria and frantic concern that his hair was going to end up a curly minge of afroness.
2. My friend once sprayed his hair with fun party colour spray, the kind you get from fancy dress hire shops. Picking up the can I pretend to read, "Last four to six weeks." Cue much hysteria and frantic concern that he was going to go round like a red-headed munter for a month.
I laughed until I stopped.
(Sun 7th May 2006, 18:05, More)
When people don't read the instructions...
...you can wind them up no end.
1. My brother once used my Mum's, "Ebony," hairspray. Picking up the can I pretend to read, "Ebony. For beautiful afro hair." Cue much hysteria and frantic concern that his hair was going to end up a curly minge of afroness.
2. My friend once sprayed his hair with fun party colour spray, the kind you get from fancy dress hire shops. Picking up the can I pretend to read, "Last four to six weeks." Cue much hysteria and frantic concern that he was going to go round like a red-headed munter for a month.
I laughed until I stopped.
(Sun 7th May 2006, 18:05, More)