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Jimvin's profile. I'm bored but not bored enough to write a proper profile. Never mind.


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(Sun 13th Jun 2021, 9:59, More)

Because my brain is borken.
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EDIT: My first front page. w00t!
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 12:27, More)

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» Ignoring Instructions

(Sun 7th May 2006, 18:13, More)

» Ignoring Instructions

Pfft! Never put me off.
(Thu 4th May 2006, 22:00, More)

» Ripped Off

Barcode madness
In order that I could buy the nice sandwiches as the price of the cheepo ones I carefully cut out the barcode from my previously purchased fare and would stick it over the barcode on a nicer one with pritstick. Result! I could then remove the crafty label for future use.

Appologies for length of prison sentence that may be incurred by acting this out ripoffery.
(Wed 21st Feb 2007, 8:38, More)

» Ignoring Instructions

When people don't read the instructions...
...you can wind them up no end.

1. My brother once used my Mum's, "Ebony," hairspray. Picking up the can I pretend to read, "Ebony. For beautiful afro hair." Cue much hysteria and frantic concern that his hair was going to end up a curly minge of afroness.

2. My friend once sprayed his hair with fun party colour spray, the kind you get from fancy dress hire shops. Picking up the can I pretend to read, "Last four to six weeks." Cue much hysteria and frantic concern that he was going to go round like a red-headed munter for a month.

I laughed until I stopped.
(Sun 7th May 2006, 18:05, More)

» My computer gave away my secrets

It's wasn't my secret, and I don't think it was a well kept one
I used to work for a medical school doing computer support. There was the one guy who had a PC in his office... adjoining the morgue! I kid you not. When me or my buddies visited him to sort out a computer problem he was having he would, 'accidentally,' leave a bookmarks window open with links to gay chat sites and other such bumstuffing paraphenalia. To recap...

1. He works in the morgue
2. He's gay
3. He want YOU (yes, YOU!) to know about it

I only went to his office once. Once was enough.
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 18:28, More)
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