» Phobias

butterflies

I am terrified of butterflies. I mean, nobody ever believes me, but just look at them - what they are is just disgusting worms with wings!
they have antlers and are fuzzy and have big black eyes without pupils.
plus they fly in this completely unpredictable, wobbly, crazy way.

I hate them so much I once managed to beat one to death with a stick. I subsequently ended up running around the meadow, scared out of my wits, as I believed his friends were FOLLOWING ME.
mind, I was about fifteen at the time.
(Thu 10th Apr 2008, 19:20, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

I love sticking chewing gum on things -

various things.
ends of cigarette butts, so that they look like neat little trees. byt the end of the day, there is a little forest growing in my ashtray.

also on my desk, only to find myself glued to the table hours later.

on chairs, signs, walls, flashy mugs, tip of my nose, around my finger, cars, beds, friends' furniture, carpets and animals.
I have a smal collection on our elevator wall.

did you know chewing is forbidden in singapore?
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 11:51, More)