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» Shit Stories: Part Number Two
A QOTW I can answer!
When I was a wee lad, I had a medical condition that meant I couldn't poop.
I don't remember this one but according to my dad the Doctor was giving me a check up.
My parents were sat at the head of the bed.
The doctor came in with a nurse and closed the curtains behind em, the doctor proceeds to drop my pants and with abit of lube sticks his finger in me bum!
But I got my own back since I was a big ball of shit I exploded covering the Doctor the Nurse and most of the curtain in poo.
(Sun 30th Mar 2008, 19:20, More)
A QOTW I can answer!
When I was a wee lad, I had a medical condition that meant I couldn't poop.
I don't remember this one but according to my dad the Doctor was giving me a check up.
My parents were sat at the head of the bed.
The doctor came in with a nurse and closed the curtains behind em, the doctor proceeds to drop my pants and with abit of lube sticks his finger in me bum!
But I got my own back since I was a big ball of shit I exploded covering the Doctor the Nurse and most of the curtain in poo.
(Sun 30th Mar 2008, 19:20, More)
» Evil Pranks
Another Boo story
When I was in primary school, after a long day of flicking pens up the back of my chair I walked home to find one of those Green compost bins my parents had ordered in the front garden. I had forgotten my keys (as always) so instead of waiting on the doorstep I climbed inside and peered out of the top every now and then.
Anyways the neighbour sees me and gives me the spare key so I let myself in and drag the compost bin into the front room, and hatch a plan to scare my two sisters.
The first sister comes home and I pounce out the top shouting boo, not a flutter. Not disheartened by this I wait for my other sister to come home, alot easier to scare and wind up (Simply saying Kelly Jones is a sheep shagger starts her off on one).
Waiting in the compost bin I hear the door open and wait for her to come into the front room and inspect the big green thing in there. I pounce once more screeching for all my pre drop worth. She screams grabs a book, realising my plan is about to back fire I beat a hasty retreat into my Green tank only to be beaten by a book, saved by my other sister who dragged her off.
Apologies for lack of evilness... (pop)
(Thu 13th Dec 2007, 20:33, More)
Another Boo story
When I was in primary school, after a long day of flicking pens up the back of my chair I walked home to find one of those Green compost bins my parents had ordered in the front garden. I had forgotten my keys (as always) so instead of waiting on the doorstep I climbed inside and peered out of the top every now and then.
Anyways the neighbour sees me and gives me the spare key so I let myself in and drag the compost bin into the front room, and hatch a plan to scare my two sisters.
The first sister comes home and I pounce out the top shouting boo, not a flutter. Not disheartened by this I wait for my other sister to come home, alot easier to scare and wind up (Simply saying Kelly Jones is a sheep shagger starts her off on one).
Waiting in the compost bin I hear the door open and wait for her to come into the front room and inspect the big green thing in there. I pounce once more screeching for all my pre drop worth. She screams grabs a book, realising my plan is about to back fire I beat a hasty retreat into my Green tank only to be beaten by a book, saved by my other sister who dragged her off.
Apologies for lack of evilness... (pop)
(Thu 13th Dec 2007, 20:33, More)