Profile for Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural:
1. Lazy.
2. Really lazy.
3. Loves "C" - pointers to pointers to pointers, etc. (smoke and mirrors - lovely).
4. Has shopped exactly two board entries.
and, oh yeh,
5. undisputed board's oldest old fart.
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1. Lazy.
2. Really lazy.
3. Loves "C" - pointers to pointers to pointers, etc. (smoke and mirrors - lovely).
4. Has shopped exactly two board entries.
and, oh yeh,
5. undisputed board's oldest old fart.
Recent front page messages:
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» Old People Talk Bollocks
I qualify as an Old person (going on 71)
and I definitely talk bollocks - especially when smoking controlled substances and washing them down with beer.
But hey, it's fun and confounds the hell out of the cats and the younguns at the local.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 19:36, More)
I qualify as an Old person (going on 71)
and I definitely talk bollocks - especially when smoking controlled substances and washing them down with beer.
But hey, it's fun and confounds the hell out of the cats and the younguns at the local.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 19:36, More)
» Have you ever started a fire?
Poor B*st*rd
Met this girl while out to dinner with my boss. She said she wanted a date. Great, met her the next evening - only one problem, it was a double date with her, her boyfriend and her room-mate. Seems the room-mate wouldn't leave them alone and I was the diversion.
After drinks, dancing we all went back to his apartment for coffee after which I was to take the room-mate home.
While everyone is in the kitchen, I'm sitting on a lovely white couch smoking a camel and surveying the scene - suddenly I smell smoke - "Hey everybody does anyone smell smoke?" - nobody but me smells smoke. Minutes later they walk back to where I'm sitting and they start staring behind me. Holy shit the couch is on fire, smoke pouring out of the back.
The guy sets a really nice silver coffee set on the glass table in front of the couch and we both move the couch out and start tearing at the fabric to get at the fire, someone else gets water in a jug and pours it on the couch, the room-mate trys to move the glass table but only succeeds in ripping the top off and spraying coffee all over the opposite wall.
I've demolished the couch, the room-mate has put a spectacular brown stain on the opposite wall, and the other couple get their wish - I brought the room-mate home.
The moral? Don't date me - I still smoke.
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 22:15, More)
Poor B*st*rd
Met this girl while out to dinner with my boss. She said she wanted a date. Great, met her the next evening - only one problem, it was a double date with her, her boyfriend and her room-mate. Seems the room-mate wouldn't leave them alone and I was the diversion.
After drinks, dancing we all went back to his apartment for coffee after which I was to take the room-mate home.
While everyone is in the kitchen, I'm sitting on a lovely white couch smoking a camel and surveying the scene - suddenly I smell smoke - "Hey everybody does anyone smell smoke?" - nobody but me smells smoke. Minutes later they walk back to where I'm sitting and they start staring behind me. Holy shit the couch is on fire, smoke pouring out of the back.
The guy sets a really nice silver coffee set on the glass table in front of the couch and we both move the couch out and start tearing at the fabric to get at the fire, someone else gets water in a jug and pours it on the couch, the room-mate trys to move the glass table but only succeeds in ripping the top off and spraying coffee all over the opposite wall.
I've demolished the couch, the room-mate has put a spectacular brown stain on the opposite wall, and the other couple get their wish - I brought the room-mate home.
The moral? Don't date me - I still smoke.
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 22:15, More)
» People with Stupid Names
Japanese - American Kid, last name of Ide
had an unpronounceable first name, for round eyes for sure. So he had his first name legally changed to Buster.
We suggested he change his last name to Fazoo.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 23:43, More)
Japanese - American Kid, last name of Ide
had an unpronounceable first name, for round eyes for sure. So he had his first name legally changed to Buster.
We suggested he change his last name to Fazoo.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 23:43, More)