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Hey :o)
My name's Nikki, I live in Stoke-on-Trent.
I'm a tiny bouncy lady. (that doesn't mean i am a chubber, just full of beans.....i hate beans. but you know what i mean).
I wish I could do photoshopping and animations but to be honest, I'm totally shit with computers. It just means I'm a little more impressed with everyone's lovely handiwork. Ah well :o)

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» I'm going to Hell...

I didn't say it....but I did laugh
I don't know if it still happens elsewhere across the country, but in my area we still have a Santa-man going around all the housing estates on the back of a shoddy truck with an appalling Christmas CD (probably a tape really) on far too loud.

It's followed round by a 'Sunshine Coach'. This is generally occupied by people with physical and mental disabilities. Not only did my good friends decide to set off their motorbike alarms with their key fob wotsits just as it was passing causing the occupants to make some odd noises and generally freak out, they also chose to shout 'Tiiiiimaaaaaaaaaaaaay' in the classic South Park style.

Length? The screams seemed to go on forever... :(
(Fri 12th Dec 2008, 13:24, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

Alternative uses...
'Candy' the hamster

She was lovely, one of the sweetest pets I've ever had, never bit me once. However, this didn't stop me from regularly forgetting to shut my bedroom door while she was in her excercise ball. The momentum she had gained by the time she reached the bottom of the stairs was impressive.
Also, as a young girl, my mum would give me a list of things to do to help around the house. One particular day, my task was dusting. I'd always try to find places to clean that had gone un-noticed for some time, basically to avoid the criticism for not having done 90% of the aforementioned task. At the time we had a handrail for the stairs with about an inch gap between it and the wall. Of course, Candy was the ideal size to pop in at the top, and given a little encouragement (push), she'd slide all the way to the bottom. As long as i ran down the stairs fast enough, the results were fantastic - no dust and a cute little sneezing rodent.

I don't know that that was cruelty per-se, she did seem to get a certain level of enjoyment from it.

As an only child, with no friends living nearby, I also used my cuddly toys to play 'vets' with. My cat occasionally got in on the act, which unfortunately for her resulted in her whiskers...erm...'falling' off. I told my parents that they had gone bad and i had ordered some new ones for her. Hmmm.

I didn't realise it would affect her at all, untill she started walking into the sofa rather than behind it. And it made her look weird.

Finally, my boyfriends cat really enjoys being spanked ('cat' is not a code word...). More feline S&M than cruelty, but ho hum.

Length? Roughly 20ft from top to bottom :o)

*pop*...thanks for being gentle!
(Tue 11th Dec 2007, 14:16, More)

» Best Films Ever

My Favourite 3
-Dead Man's Shoes
-The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
-The Worlds Fastest Indian

excellent stuff
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 14:52, More)