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» Evil Pranks
We did a prank on some girls in college.
Way back when, back in the early 80's, I attended the University of California at San Diego.
During the first week of classes, with enthusiasm for our newfound independence, we purchased lots of foodstuffs for our dorm refrigerator, and immediately made several hamburgers from the 6 pound tube of ground beef we'd purchased from the supermarket.
The tube went into one of the vegetable drawers of the fridge, and sat there, simmering, for weeks (months?).
Anyway, at some point, we noticed an odor, and decided it would be a good idea to leave this 5.1 pound lump of greenish meat on the doorstep of the dorm room of someone one of my roommates had a thing for. We did. Sans plastic outer wrap.
The next day, as we (girls included) were all walking down to the cafeteria for dinner someone (pretty sure it was me) let loose the ultra suave statement, "So... Did you find some disgusting meat on your doorstep?"
That started the war.
They retaliated by egging our door.
Pretty weak.
We retaliated by going to a liquor store across the street from the Mirimar Naval Air Station (the Top Gun place) where there was the most AMAZING selection of incredibly obscure pornography. We purchased a magazine dedicated to the appreciation of incredibly large women, and removed the centerfold (I remember her name was Ella, and she was... er... rather horrible.) We taped this centerfold to their back (sliding-glass) door. We duct-taped their front door in such a way as it couldn't open from the inside, forcing them to the rear door if they wanted to get to class.
They retaliated by breaking into our room and turning the furniture upside down. (weak).
We retaliated by making a peace offering. We took some Oreo (TM) cookies, and removed the white stuff. We replaced that with Colgate (TM) toothpaste and brought it to their dorm.
This last bit was genius, and I wish I could claim it was my idea, but, alas, it was my roommate who came up with the idea.
But it was brilliant.
(By the way.. This is my first post -- I hope it passes muster... or mustard... or something.)
(Wed 19th Dec 2007, 3:38, More)
We did a prank on some girls in college.
Way back when, back in the early 80's, I attended the University of California at San Diego.
During the first week of classes, with enthusiasm for our newfound independence, we purchased lots of foodstuffs for our dorm refrigerator, and immediately made several hamburgers from the 6 pound tube of ground beef we'd purchased from the supermarket.
The tube went into one of the vegetable drawers of the fridge, and sat there, simmering, for weeks (months?).
Anyway, at some point, we noticed an odor, and decided it would be a good idea to leave this 5.1 pound lump of greenish meat on the doorstep of the dorm room of someone one of my roommates had a thing for. We did. Sans plastic outer wrap.
The next day, as we (girls included) were all walking down to the cafeteria for dinner someone (pretty sure it was me) let loose the ultra suave statement, "So... Did you find some disgusting meat on your doorstep?"
That started the war.
They retaliated by egging our door.
Pretty weak.
We retaliated by going to a liquor store across the street from the Mirimar Naval Air Station (the Top Gun place) where there was the most AMAZING selection of incredibly obscure pornography. We purchased a magazine dedicated to the appreciation of incredibly large women, and removed the centerfold (I remember her name was Ella, and she was... er... rather horrible.) We taped this centerfold to their back (sliding-glass) door. We duct-taped their front door in such a way as it couldn't open from the inside, forcing them to the rear door if they wanted to get to class.
They retaliated by breaking into our room and turning the furniture upside down. (weak).
We retaliated by making a peace offering. We took some Oreo (TM) cookies, and removed the white stuff. We replaced that with Colgate (TM) toothpaste and brought it to their dorm.
This last bit was genius, and I wish I could claim it was my idea, but, alas, it was my roommate who came up with the idea.
But it was brilliant.
(By the way.. This is my first post -- I hope it passes muster... or mustard... or something.)
(Wed 19th Dec 2007, 3:38, More)