» Getting other people into trouble

as I write this I realise how bad it is...
When I was 17, I started going to raves and during my 'honeymoon period' of ecstatic appreciation, I would do anything i could to get down to the local rave pit, and get amongst it.

One weekend, I really wanted to go and see this certain DJ, but had little to no money to fund my evening of entertainment. I started looking around the house for things to sell, this being my mum's house... I found a mobile phone with a Winnie the Pooh cover on it. My little sisters phone (she was 10, so I somehow managed to convince myself that this was just). I took her phone down to the local crack converters, and got £22 for it. Then spent that money on drugs.

After a few days, my mum asked me if I had seen it, and I said that I hadn't. So she developed a theory that this guy (a known rogue) who had been doing some manual work in the house had stolen it. Obviously I didn't disagree with her. Needless to say, he wasn't invited back to do any work.

One day I will confess to this. But, maybe when I'm older.
(Sun 21st Oct 2012, 0:26, More)

» Driven to Madness

people that wind me up
- parents who moan about not getting any sleep because of their new child, who they've already told you about for the last year, with photos of scans, and such like. You can't have a kid, then fucking whinge that its hard, you should've worn a condom in the first place.

- people who make instant coffee and don't put the milk in first.

- people who talk about themselves in the 3Rd person.

- Christians that constantly try to get you to do 'the alpha course' . Which apparently is nothing about God, but its run in churches by men of the cloth. A wolf in ssheeps clothing me thinks.

- people who stink of urine, that always choose to sir next to me on public transport.

- people who use the words 'simples' + 'chillax'

- people who's eyes are too close together, like Ryan Giggs, and Zlatan Ibrahemovich
(Fri 5th Oct 2012, 13:12, More)