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Angry Dutchman!
There wasn’t anything terribly wrong with the hotel in this story, just an incident that occurred while staying there:
After finishing college in 2006, myself and a few mates went on holiday to Spain. On the first night of getting rather inebriated we retreated back to the balcony of one of our hotel rooms. One of our number, Alex, decided it would be a good idea to vomit and urinate off of said balcony at precisely the same time as some Dutch guests at the hotel were walking by underneath. He did not know there was anyone walking under the balcony until he heard the angry shouts. Whether he managed to hit them remains a mystery as it was rather dark and they shouted back in Dutch.

Next morning we are poolside and a big tattooed Dutch chap comes over to our group, followed by 3 of his mates, and starts ranting and raving in Dutch, realising that this is probably the same guy that may or may not have been showered in a concoction of vomit and urine we decided it would be a good idea to leave the pool and surrounding area. 10 minutes later and we are back in one of the rooms and there is a knocking on the door, then a loud bang. We phoned reception to advise them that someone was trying to break into the room and waited until they told us they couldn’t see anyone on the CCTV in the corridor. We opened the door and there’s a large circular dent in the door and a fire extinguisher on the floor. We spent the rest of the week trying to avoid the Dutch guests!
(Fri 18th Jan 2008, 4:16, More)