» Putting the Fun in Funeral

Not mine, but a mates
(unlurk)
My friends mum died last year quite suddenly, at the time my mate was going through a rock kinda phase and some how managed to slip Ozzy's track "See You On The Other Side" as one of the songs they played.

I can still remember it now, he was in tears, me nearly so and then the song played, both myself and mate looked at each other and grinned the biggest grin possible, it really changed the whole mood of the ceremony.

Afterwards we both had lots of people telling him how good the song was, it made people stop mourning and start celebrating her life.

(/unlurk)
(Thu 11th May 2006, 13:25, More)

» Airport Stories

Back in November
Me and my family went to America back in november, we were going to do the overnight check in with virgin at heathrow, but as we were waiting to check in this stunning blond in red uniform stops us and explains that the flight we are supposed to be on has been fully booked out and they offered us to take another flight, running a few hours later and a cash suppliment to take this flight, when we asked how much, she told us £400, £400!!! that was the cost of the tickets!! so thats what we did, we waited about 3 hours for the tickets to be sorted and all was great, we had to change at jfk and went through customs there which took us about 10 mins, then we were ushered into the domestic departure lounge,it was a hole, crap filled shit pit. the plane we got onto this time was shit, we were flown by song airways and it was practically falling apart! the only good thing about this flight was the music library, you could create a playlist and fall asleep to it.
first post for ages! Woo!
(Wed 8th Mar 2006, 21:31, More)

» School fights

School Fights
Back in year 10 back in school an old friend of mine decided that he wanted to fight me and told me by thumping me in the arm, we were waiting for my tutor to come in and everyone in my tutor group was in this room. I proceeded to puch the snot out of this twat while he was trying to pull out my hair, he managed to pull a clump of it out and then i saw red, once i had pinned him to a table by his neck, I threw him off and tipped the table onto his wrist. Thats when the tutor walked in. End result,I was shouted at for an hour, then 1 after school detention, and a lot of respect.
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 15:45, More)

» Beautiful but Bonkers

A few years ago
I was with this girl, Aisha. Lovely girl, cute, sexy and short. An absolute nutter.
She would sleep with her eyes open AND talk in her sleep...
One night she woke me up begging me to make her tea in return for sexual favours, so I agree and make the tea at supid o'clock in the morning imagining what she would be thinking about doing for me.
finished making tea, go upstairs and .... oh bless, she has fallen asleep again, so, like an idiot I proceed to wake her telling her that I made her tea.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAKING ME UP AT THIS TIME FOR!!!!!"
Imagine my suprise and shock when she then hurls the mug at me, luckily she misses and breaks her lamp which only anger her more.
She then rolls over and mutters "are we going to screw then or what?"

this happened a few time.
and as for too large breasts, I like large but I love personality, my current better half is wearing DDs and is the most intelligent being I know!
(Thu 23rd Nov 2006, 10:52, More)