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I am Chas Diamond, the the world's leading wanker and lord of masturbation.
I have a ship which I sail around in, wanking - to the meaty beat of disco music. I wear nothing but an admiral's hat
I am on the BRIDGE.
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I am Chas Diamond, the the world's leading wanker and lord of masturbation.
I have a ship which I sail around in, wanking - to the meaty beat of disco music. I wear nothing but an admiral's hat
I am on the BRIDGE.
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» Shoplifting
bad nerd
I was a bit of a nerd at age 9 or 10 or whatever but I was bad ass nerd and so my first shoplifting was STAMPS for my STAMP COLLECTION.
Yes, I wear glasses.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 19:59, More)
bad nerd
I was a bit of a nerd at age 9 or 10 or whatever but I was bad ass nerd and so my first shoplifting was STAMPS for my STAMP COLLECTION.
Yes, I wear glasses.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 19:59, More)
» Hotel Splendido
Guns n Wankers
Stayed in hostel in suburbs of New Orleans.
At check in the guy said "When you go out, head South - it is safe - but don't go North - it is dangerous"
Sure enough the sound of nearby gunfire soon split the air from the North. Slightly disconcerting but not as downright ugly as waking up the next morning to the unmistakeable fwapp-wank noises from the bloke in the other bunk.
Bright spot was the 24-hour bar round the corner to escape such madness.
(Wed 23rd Jan 2008, 23:41, More)
Guns n Wankers
Stayed in hostel in suburbs of New Orleans.
At check in the guy said "When you go out, head South - it is safe - but don't go North - it is dangerous"
Sure enough the sound of nearby gunfire soon split the air from the North. Slightly disconcerting but not as downright ugly as waking up the next morning to the unmistakeable fwapp-wank noises from the bloke in the other bunk.
Bright spot was the 24-hour bar round the corner to escape such madness.
(Wed 23rd Jan 2008, 23:41, More)