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» My most treasured possession

Canvas
My most treasured possession is an oil painting of me in the buff. It was done some 12 years ago and was thrown in for free (the cheek!) when I purchsed my housemate's nude likeness for £20 from the guy who ran the life painting class that we both sat at.
It should embarass my grandchildren in years to come- but most importantly I know that the other painting I bought in the "deal" is now hung pride of place in her parent's house- when she had hidden it for a couple of years for fear of what they might say. She sadly died of bowel cancer at the age of 23. And what was "our" little secret in terms of taking our kit off for some extra cash as students and something I bought as a pisstake on her 21st is now something that is adored and on her parent's wall. It made for an interesting confession at the wake but I know that it was appreciated in the end.
(Sun 11th May 2008, 4:13, More)

» Vomit Pt2

Worst vomit? Nay best vomit!
First few weeks at University, living in halls when I went all out and consumed a bottle of whisky. However, this is merely narrative but the next morning I blithely walked out of my room to go to the shared conveniences at the bottom of the hall way congratulating myself on how fine I felt. There was one other bint in the hall way who was staring at me. All I can say is I smiled and my face cracked. That was when I realised that something was amiss. On closer examination in a mirror it appeared that I had leaked black crud all over my face whilst sleeping and it had dried providing me with a delightfully novel facepack.
(Sat 9th Jan 2010, 13:07, More)

» Phobias

Lemons
This isn't my phobia. Mine is rather common according to these pages (cotton wool- it is nice to know that I am not alone). When I worked as a bar maid to supplement my student loan one of my fellow bar operatives was rendered insensible by the sight of an "intact" lemon. They were bearable when sliced but apparently they would roll unpredictably like hand grenades when whole.
(Wed 16th Apr 2008, 19:00, More)