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» My most gullible moment

The Deaf
I have now managed to convince some very bright people that all deaf people are nocturnal...."that is why their programs are on a night you see, it is an inner-ear thing!"

The best response I got was “that makes sense" from a nurse.

I can not claim it as my own original idea but I have been spreading it as much as possible.

First post so be nice
(Mon 25th Aug 2008, 10:17, More)

» Housemates

What he ate and what he wore!
Only 2 problems with the new Zealander bus driver who lived with us for a very short period of time!

He ate raw broccoli on toast

He wore his towel like a girl i.e. up under his armpits instead of round the waist (and laughed when chandler did the same thing in friends)

As a bonus we received exceedingly dull facts like "Did you know it is less than 50 steps to Tesco?"
(Mon 2nd Mar 2009, 19:39, More)

» Horrible things I've done to a loved one

she breathed on me wrong
so i spat in her tea.....i am 32 and she is my older sister...she ran to our mum to tell on me
(Sat 18th Jun 2011, 22:51, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

living in aus
temping for a waste services company in sydney, other bored temp steered me to b3ta... and for the next 8 or 9 years i told loads of peeps about bee-three-ta and how funny it was. What a twunt.....fucksocks favorite swear word found on b3ta and still have not forgotten the guidelines in aus for disposing of your own asbestos.
don't all ask at once, can repeat in replies of requests number more than 1.
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 23:16, More)

» Eccentrics

New Zealander Flatmate
1/ He ate raw broccoli on toast

2/ Wore his towel round his chest when coming out of the shower/bathroom....then laughed when chandler did it on friends
(Mon 3rd Nov 2008, 22:48, More)
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