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» Your first cigarette

my first cigarette
Well my smoker friends know I don't smoke and I never have. So one day while I was outside they offered me one. I was like sure why not. I just wanted to know what it tastes like. My friend tells me has he is lighting my cigarette "when you inhale swallow the smoke" Not knowing better I did just that. Next thing you know I am coughing wheezing and then when you least expect it I throw up on my Health Science professor's shoes. He just looks at me and says "you fucktard no wonder you are failing my class." My friends just shake their heads saying "Oh Rizzi, Oh Rizzi"
(Mon 24th Mar 2008, 2:47, More)

» Pet Peeves

I don't get angry
But I sure do make a lot of people on this site angry. WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!
(Thu 8th May 2008, 3:44, More)

» I witnessed a crime

A crime a day
I commit a crime everyday. I commit one in the morning, one in the afternoon and one at night. This is one of the crime. Wasting time. Good night. By the way if you read this and listen to the "law and order" theme song you will shit bricks.
(Wed 20th Feb 2008, 6:52, More)