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» School Days

Science teacher Mr Kay
while looking at a young lady in the class coughing said the immortal words "Take a deep breast" and then felt so embarressed he got into a cupboard for 4 minutes. Which made everything better.
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 15:42, More)

» Phobias

Poster paint
I have never liked poster paint - the feeling of it when it is dry freaks me out - my brain invents a blackboard sound to accompany the touch of it.
(Thu 10th Apr 2008, 18:33, More)

» School Days

Bush
I guy in my tutor group once set fireworks off while in a bush, and naturally, the firework didn't make it's way out. He managed to get out though, and the bush ceased to exist. Another time the same fellow stole chemicals from the chemical lab and spilt them on the basketball court. It got everywhere and numerous guys hands suddenly started turning a horrible shade of red. Cue mass panic and guys with chemical suits coming up to the cordened off gym only to discover it was not some horrible acid, but universal indicator.
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 15:38, More)