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Uri reporting for duty.

I am a phsycic russian spy who probed the minds of prisioners in world war 2.

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(Sun 19th Oct 2008, 22:49, More)

G'morning board!

(Wed 20th Aug 2008, 11:02, More)

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» Family codes and rituals

"The one you touch is the one you eat."
This is a relatively simple rule, and easy to comply to.

But once it escalated to a ridiculous level, my next door neighbours came round to sleep (when i was about 6) and my mum brough up some jamaican ginger cake/carrot cake, with there being 4 of us - naturally - there was 8 pieces. Well on the withdrawal of his second piece my neighbour managed to rub high little finger on the side of another slice - mine.

I shouted "The one you touch is the one you eat, so why touch three?!" I complained not to eat it for about 20 minutes, which eventually ended in him eating it as my brother and the neighbour's sister agreed with the rule.

I then complained that i had missed out on a slice, but it was my own fault.
(Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 23:24, More)

» Common

I'm from Plymouth.

(Sat 18th Oct 2008, 11:39, More)

» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?

well its not that interesting,
My girlfriend of a few months but i wanted out got her fringe died black. :o

The day she saw me with it done she said do you like it?

I was speechless for a few seconds and then frankly said 'NO.'

But unfortunately for me she now has turned out to be the best looking girl ive ever been out with and one of the best looking girls i know.

(Sat 7th Jun 2008, 20:54, More)

» Phobias

imagine this in your head.
Pulling back your big toenail.

(Mon 14th Apr 2008, 10:57, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

tone loc.
I was rummaging around in a drawer depserately trying to find a hip hop compilation cd as i had a desperate urge to listen to Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina, and as i rummaged Comedy Dave's Tedious link started on radio one, and you'd never guess - the link was from The smiths - panic! to Tone loc - funky cold medina.

My prayers had been answered.
(Wed 9th Jul 2008, 20:06, More)
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