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I've never felt so accepted in all my life. You people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.
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I've never felt so accepted in all my life. You people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.
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» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
at the age of 25 I took the conscious decision to poop my pants
not immediately upon my 25th birthday, but I happened to be 25.
I had needed the toilet for about an hour but was stuck on the window sill with my fingers trapped in a sash window, the result of a failed break-in to my house after forgetting my keys.
my cries for help went unheeded and I shit myself.
(Sun 20th Sep 2009, 1:47, More)
at the age of 25 I took the conscious decision to poop my pants
not immediately upon my 25th birthday, but I happened to be 25.
I had needed the toilet for about an hour but was stuck on the window sill with my fingers trapped in a sash window, the result of a failed break-in to my house after forgetting my keys.
my cries for help went unheeded and I shit myself.
(Sun 20th Sep 2009, 1:47, More)
» Random Acts of Kindness
out and about, nursed an injured butterfly back to health
got back home, my house has been destroyed in unseasonably high winds
(Thu 9th Feb 2012, 23:33, More)
out and about, nursed an injured butterfly back to health
got back home, my house has been destroyed in unseasonably high winds
(Thu 9th Feb 2012, 23:33, More)
» Nights Out Gone Wrong
turning to the man behind me...
I slurred, "I think I've pulled here."
I most definitely hadn't, and informing her boyfriend of my intentions ensured the only thing I took home was a black eye.
(Sat 26th Mar 2011, 17:55, More)
turning to the man behind me...
I slurred, "I think I've pulled here."
I most definitely hadn't, and informing her boyfriend of my intentions ensured the only thing I took home was a black eye.
(Sat 26th Mar 2011, 17:55, More)
» Housemates
One of the more valuable lessons I Iearned via the medium of flat-sharing
is that if you happen to finish your early shift and get home at 2pm, exhausted and ready for bed, you run the considerable risk of walking in on a rather large nekkid lady in the kitchen, who mistakenly believed she had the house to herself for the day.
Said lady will emit a noise not dissimilar to a startled Zoidberg as she scuttles back to her room tout de suite.
(Sun 1st Mar 2009, 1:31, More)
One of the more valuable lessons I Iearned via the medium of flat-sharing
is that if you happen to finish your early shift and get home at 2pm, exhausted and ready for bed, you run the considerable risk of walking in on a rather large nekkid lady in the kitchen, who mistakenly believed she had the house to herself for the day.
Said lady will emit a noise not dissimilar to a startled Zoidberg as she scuttles back to her room tout de suite.
(Sun 1st Mar 2009, 1:31, More)
» Unexpected Nudity
my brother's cock dangling over a cute pussy
way back, before Dick and Dom were a mere twinkle in a producer's eye, me, my brother and sister used to be avid viewers of the Saturday morning extravaganza that was Going Live.
I forget the exact nature of the competition we entered, but it involved sending in a rather cute picture of our cat Smudge curled up in a ball of furry goodness and looking rather smug in me and my brother's bedroom.
We duly sent it in with our names and address written on the back, so we could get name-checked on TV.
They duly sent it back with a message of something along the lines of "we can't use photos that are required to be sent back".
On closer inspection, however, I rather think their reluctance to stick it on the airwaves was the sight of my brother hovering the in the background of said photo, in his pyjamas, with his six-year-old pecker clearly visible, poking out to say hello to the world betwixt the pee flaps on his PJ bottoms - something which, owing to the cuteness of the cat, our attention had not been previously brought to.
(Tue 2nd Jun 2009, 18:05, More)
my brother's cock dangling over a cute pussy
way back, before Dick and Dom were a mere twinkle in a producer's eye, me, my brother and sister used to be avid viewers of the Saturday morning extravaganza that was Going Live.
I forget the exact nature of the competition we entered, but it involved sending in a rather cute picture of our cat Smudge curled up in a ball of furry goodness and looking rather smug in me and my brother's bedroom.
We duly sent it in with our names and address written on the back, so we could get name-checked on TV.
They duly sent it back with a message of something along the lines of "we can't use photos that are required to be sent back".
On closer inspection, however, I rather think their reluctance to stick it on the airwaves was the sight of my brother hovering the in the background of said photo, in his pyjamas, with his six-year-old pecker clearly visible, poking out to say hello to the world betwixt the pee flaps on his PJ bottoms - something which, owing to the cuteness of the cat, our attention had not been previously brought to.
(Tue 2nd Jun 2009, 18:05, More)