» I witnessed a crime

Reverse mugging
About three years ago i was asked to move on to night shift at my current employer, and the majority of staff at the time were a little dull. However a small group of them were a lot more interesting and invited me on a night out round Nottingham with them. After a tour round the less salubrious bars we ended up in "Rock city", a nightclub full of underage drinkers and metalheads. Not my cup of tea, but i stayed until about 2.30 am.

Bidding my friends a farewell, i left and started the short walk to my car.

As i walked alone down a less than friendly road, a battered old Ford Fiesta pulled up and the four occupants jumped out and blocked my path, four tiny little chav scrotes who had decided that they would rob a drunken clubber.

I however was stone cold sober, and far larger than them. A short altercation occured, and i walked off £40 and two mobile phones better off.

The crime? the Fiesta had one of those awful venom stripes painted on, and it wasn`t straight. And i did nothing about it. It still haunts me to this day.

Sorry
(Tue 19th Feb 2008, 16:04, More)