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» Karma

Lactic Karma
A small victory, but a victory never the less.

In my final year of high school, my friends and I were sitting around, being wankers. I was having sip of chocolate milk, and someone made me laugh. A little of the milk left my mouth.

So the ginger twat of the group says, "Hey Apricots, this is how we drink!"

And pours a large amount of strawberry milk down his front.
(Wed 27th Feb 2008, 9:42, More)

» Spoilt Brats

There's always one...
Back in the day, there was a guy at school, a year younger than myself. And his family are loaded. I'm talking rich in a fee paying school.

Anyway "Dick" was quite badly spoiled and was an appaulingly arrogant little shit. He has a lovely family, but they gave him everything, and it made him think he was the second coming.

He came back from school holidays boasting about how he successfully spent AU$10 000 on clothes. And, of course, he always thought he was right. Perfect.

But it turned out fine in the end. A fair few of us started a bit of a pogrom against him (to his face of course). A noteworthy mention must go to the exceptional fellow who surprised him wielding a toy knife we found. After much tomfoolery (none of it quite that in-his-face) and several cries, he threatening us with 'his lawyer'. Then we graduated, leaving the rest of his grade to keep up the groundwork we put in.

He had better not end up at my university...
(Tue 14th Oct 2008, 13:26, More)