» My Biggest Disappointment

Kissing.
Not my thing. Know why? I'm completely asexual.
It didn't help that it was also my socially awkward and momentarily desperate best friend. Aged about, oh, fifteen, at a botched slumber party. Haven't done a thing since then, by sheer physical revulsion at the thought.
Thanks a lot. Put me off sex for life. Some day, I'll be sitting in a nice leather chair at my therapist's office and cursing your name.

The human tongue is a revolting thing. There is a very small, gristly piece of meat in my mouth. I'm not going to make appreciative noises and fall swooning in your arms.
Didn't even have the good luck to magically become a stylish, sexy lesbian afterward. Damn.
Sound pitiful? Yeah. It is.
(Fri 27th Jun 2008, 18:10, More)

» My sex misconceptions

nuns mean business.
Learned everything I needed to know about sex from my mother's books about raising girlchildren and from that old bastion of factuality, the internet.

Let's just say, it left something to be desired.

/nonsexual
:: still slightly put out that she does not, in fact, get a special moon ritual under the stars just because she occasionally and involuntarily manifests physical characteristics of fertility ::

Oh, and my actual sex ed class was given by nuns. Shiver. My biggest misconception? That they must have been wrong.
(Thu 2nd Oct 2008, 4:17, More)

» Best Films Ever

Sort of the opposite of the Hello Nurse...
And if by the end of the movie, you aren't rendered slightly ill whenever someone tells you that their stomach hurts...
Well, it may not exactly have changed my life as films go, but it did feature Heath Ledger in a dress. So it's worth it.
(Mon 21st Jul 2008, 22:47, More)