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40 something northern bloke.

This is me in my hovel.Hai.

have some stupidity

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» Gambling

I am death
I vowed to stop betting on horses 20 years ago.The horse I chose in an office grand national sweepsteak died.
Ten yearsish later,some workmates were talking about a horse winning everything in sight.It was called "roll a joint"
I bet on it.It died.
Renew vow.A few years later,Someone talks about a horse called "rust never sleeps".I like neil young too.I bet on the horse.It died.

When I was at college,A girl bet me 3 wispas I couldn't vault over the common room railing onto the floor below without hurting myself.It was a piece of piss,but I never collected the bet.She was killed in a car crash on the way to the first live aid concert a couple of weeks later.
(Sun 10th May 2009, 14:18, More)

» The B3ta Cookbook

autumn on hotdog island
dollop of mash in a bowl
sprinkle grated cheese on it
stick hotdogs in it like desparate dan
surround with tomato soup.
(Fri 29th Jun 2012, 6:35, More)

» The Best / Worst thing I've ever eaten

not a winning combination
If you're so piss poor that the only edible things in the cupboard are muesli and tomato soup,don't be tempted to use the soup as a milk substitute.Imagine papering your walls with woodchip wallpaper then heating up the leftover paste bucket.Fucking rank.
(Thu 26th May 2011, 15:39, More)