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» IT Support
Desktop lockdown
The college I was at decided to bolt the desktop PC's to the desks after one sprouted feet and left the premises one dark night... Anywoo, the orders we given, and the workmen left to the task.
Roundabout lunchtime the head of IT sauntered in to see how it was going, only to nearly crap himself upon discovering what the guys had done:
Take one long drill, drill one hole through the desk, drill one hole right through the middle of the (horizontal) desktop, and subsequently through the mother- and daughterboards, and fit long bolt through both. 10 PC's had already been secured thusly, never to boot again...
Only in South Africa, hey...
(Wed 30th Sep 2009, 21:04, More)
Desktop lockdown
The college I was at decided to bolt the desktop PC's to the desks after one sprouted feet and left the premises one dark night... Anywoo, the orders we given, and the workmen left to the task.
Roundabout lunchtime the head of IT sauntered in to see how it was going, only to nearly crap himself upon discovering what the guys had done:
Take one long drill, drill one hole through the desk, drill one hole right through the middle of the (horizontal) desktop, and subsequently through the mother- and daughterboards, and fit long bolt through both. 10 PC's had already been secured thusly, never to boot again...
Only in South Africa, hey...
(Wed 30th Sep 2009, 21:04, More)
» Ginger
Matings calls
What is the mating call of a blonde?
- Ooh, I think I'm drunk...
What is the mating call of a brunette?
- Has that damn blonde left yet?
What is the mating call of a redhead?
- NEXT!
Gingers Unite, stand by me and give me a click in support of the Cause!
(Fri 26th Feb 2010, 12:37, More)
Matings calls
What is the mating call of a blonde?
- Ooh, I think I'm drunk...
What is the mating call of a brunette?
- Has that damn blonde left yet?
What is the mating call of a redhead?
- NEXT!
Gingers Unite, stand by me and give me a click in support of the Cause!
(Fri 26th Feb 2010, 12:37, More)
» IT Support
Dear user
When you expect an IT guy coming over to your house to fix your computer, please remember to change your desktop wallpaper to something "standard" like Bliss, and spare the young (straight) techie from staring at a recent snapshot of your lily white buttocks for the next hour.
Much appreciated...
(Mon 28th Sep 2009, 19:12, More)
Dear user
When you expect an IT guy coming over to your house to fix your computer, please remember to change your desktop wallpaper to something "standard" like Bliss, and spare the young (straight) techie from staring at a recent snapshot of your lily white buttocks for the next hour.
Much appreciated...
(Mon 28th Sep 2009, 19:12, More)
» Cunning Plans
Seriously?!?
You guys call yourselfs the masterminds of the internet, the schemers of the world, and you can't come up with enough cunning plans to fill 2 pages? You'll gab 10 pages of recipes, blather for 13 pages on getting old? Have you seriously turned into a bunch of pussies?
I really used to look up to you guys...
(Mon 9th Jul 2012, 11:18, More)
Seriously?!?
You guys call yourselfs the masterminds of the internet, the schemers of the world, and you can't come up with enough cunning plans to fill 2 pages? You'll gab 10 pages of recipes, blather for 13 pages on getting old? Have you seriously turned into a bunch of pussies?
I really used to look up to you guys...
(Mon 9th Jul 2012, 11:18, More)
» Guilty Laughs
You know that scene in Titanic...
where the ship starts sinking and everybody slides down the deck?
Me snickers "Imagine all the splinters!", que 3 rows of sitting-on-the-edge-of-your-seat movie goers pissing themselves laughing!
I did shed a tear at the end though...
(Fri 23rd Jul 2010, 11:19, More)
You know that scene in Titanic...
where the ship starts sinking and everybody slides down the deck?
Me snickers "Imagine all the splinters!", que 3 rows of sitting-on-the-edge-of-your-seat movie goers pissing themselves laughing!
I did shed a tear at the end though...
(Fri 23rd Jul 2010, 11:19, More)