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I would litter your mind with a load of crap, but I'm too tired right now.

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» Pointless Experiments

I used to make pocket fans when I was bored.
I would've been about 12 or 13, and my dad had recently bought me a soldering iron. Then, I would take apart anything of mine that had a motor, and stick propellors on them. I would use different batteries and switches, and some of them were quite powerful. Used to have fun with them at school, as we used to see who would dare put their fingers into the fan.
(Sat 26th Jul 2008, 0:34, More)

» My most treasured possession

My heart.
I just don't know what I'd do without it.
(Wed 14th May 2008, 21:04, More)

» Kids

It was my third birthday,
so naturally my mum had the video camera out, like she had on many events when I was a child. I was going to blow the candles out on my caterpillar birthday cake whilst standing on a high bench, when I fell off the bench backwards onto the floor, head first.

Made good television.
(Fri 18th Apr 2008, 0:07, More)

» Best Films Ever

Best films ever huh?
Well, I would have to say: 'One flew Over the Cuckoo's nest'. It's a fantastic film. It's about a slacker/criminal (Jack Nicholson) who doesn't want to work, and decides that pretending to be retarded in some way. That's where the famous chief comes in, but enough about that, that's only one category.

My favourite funny movie has a tie between three: Dumb * Dumber, Crocodile Dundee (first one) and Hot Shots Part deux. If you've seen them, hopefully you'll understand why.

Favourite futuristic film is probably: 6th day. It has Arnie playing his usual role, but I suggest you check it out. It's about human cloning, and the laws against it.

Favourite Disney film....

I don't really know which category it would fall under, but Mercury Rising is an awesome film.

Well, if I MUST put a Disney film down, It'd have to be the Lion King. Jeremy Irons, James Earl Jones, and some unknown actors.

There you go.
(Mon 21st Jul 2008, 0:07, More)

» Accidental innuendo

My mum has made a lot of accidental innuendos.
I can only remember one at the moment which is a shame. She once walked into a store, and blurted out loudly to the cashier: Hello Heather, do you have fat balls?

For those of you who don't understand what fat balls are, they are literally balls of fat and other material that you feed to birds.
(Sat 14th Jun 2008, 1:01, More)
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