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» Phobias
You'll all be doing it...
I have a very real fear of sitting on the toilet wrong.
Allow me to explain; a good while back now, while in a bit of a hurry I very nearly sat on half a bollock and ended up in some pain.
I think an example you can all work with is required:
- Take a grape and a surface edge, preferably one with a bit of a corner on it.
- Place said grape half on the table and half over the edge.
- Apply some downward pressure and watch grape tear along the edge and then essentially explode.
With this near miss always a present fear, no matter how desperate I am, those last few inches on to the toilet seat are veeeeeeeeeeery slow and even more precise.
(Tue 15th Apr 2008, 12:15, More)
You'll all be doing it...
I have a very real fear of sitting on the toilet wrong.
Allow me to explain; a good while back now, while in a bit of a hurry I very nearly sat on half a bollock and ended up in some pain.
I think an example you can all work with is required:
- Take a grape and a surface edge, preferably one with a bit of a corner on it.
- Place said grape half on the table and half over the edge.
- Apply some downward pressure and watch grape tear along the edge and then essentially explode.
With this near miss always a present fear, no matter how desperate I am, those last few inches on to the toilet seat are veeeeeeeeeeery slow and even more precise.
(Tue 15th Apr 2008, 12:15, More)