Profile for WallyEllySue:
Name: Lynsey Wallace (WallyEllySue is my Jedi Name)
Age: 17
Occupation: Tesco Bitch
Studying: Applied Science, have applied to do Biomedical Science at uni
Can't be arsed...
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
- a member for 16 years, 0 months and 27 days
- has posted 1 messages on the main board
- has posted 0 messages on the talk board
- has posted 0 messages on the links board
- has posted 2 stories and 2 replies on question of the week
- They liked 7 pictures, 1 links, 0 talk posts, and 4 qotw answers.
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
Name: Lynsey Wallace (WallyEllySue is my Jedi Name)
Age: 17
Occupation: Tesco Bitch
Studying: Applied Science, have applied to do Biomedical Science at uni
Can't be arsed...
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Festivals
Download 2007
Definately my claim to fame
Was watching Dragonforce on my fella's shoulder's and desperate to be within shot of the TV camera panning over the crowd.
Cue Camera: Image on screen, me in my underage youth decides to flash the screen
Cue the biggest cheers I've ever heard in my life (all at me), god knows how many lads saluting me or shaking my boyfriends hand on the way back to the tent
But the best part:
Dragonforce pionting at me and singing "And now we stand with our tits in our hands!!!"
Search for it on Youtube lol, that's gonna be a cracker for my grandkids one day
(Tue 9th Jun 2009, 20:56, More)
Download 2007
Definately my claim to fame
Was watching Dragonforce on my fella's shoulder's and desperate to be within shot of the TV camera panning over the crowd.
Cue Camera: Image on screen, me in my underage youth decides to flash the screen
Cue the biggest cheers I've ever heard in my life (all at me), god knows how many lads saluting me or shaking my boyfriends hand on the way back to the tent
But the best part:
Dragonforce pionting at me and singing "And now we stand with our tits in our hands!!!"
Search for it on Youtube lol, that's gonna be a cracker for my grandkids one day
(Tue 9th Jun 2009, 20:56, More)
» Cringe!
How I got my *As long as it moves* label
Ahhh...the first week of college, full with us young un's attempting to act cooler than we really were and desperately trying to make friends by pretending to be everything a 16 year old should be.
So panini bar, a small gathering, say 8-12 16-18 year olds including myself just generally nattering about who was fit on the course, who looked like the class geek, who'd drop out within the first week etc... when I get a phone call off WallyEllySue Senior (aka Mother).
Natter...Natter...Natter...*Click*
Ok, Ms. Sue time to throw yourself right back into the conversation and score some points!
Potential Class Clown(as I was absent mindedly saying parting greetings with my mother): So I was getting this one girl off like this right....
Me: No Way! THIS is how you get a girl off! Works for me everytime!
*Then proceeds to demonstrate the action with which is exactly how I satisfy both myself and other individuals consisting of two X chromosomes*
*Silence and several looks of virginial amusement at such an action*
Potential Class Clown: 'Woah.... Well we were actually talking about how you GET OFF with someone not how you GET SOMEONE OFF but we can talk about that too, nice to see how you demonstrated though'
*Cue rosy red cheeks*
Potential Class Perv: 'So you're like a lesbian then?'
Please be kind....tis my first time (post)
(Fri 28th Nov 2008, 22:47, More)
How I got my *As long as it moves* label
Ahhh...the first week of college, full with us young un's attempting to act cooler than we really were and desperately trying to make friends by pretending to be everything a 16 year old should be.
So panini bar, a small gathering, say 8-12 16-18 year olds including myself just generally nattering about who was fit on the course, who looked like the class geek, who'd drop out within the first week etc... when I get a phone call off WallyEllySue Senior (aka Mother).
Natter...Natter...Natter...*Click*
Ok, Ms. Sue time to throw yourself right back into the conversation and score some points!
Potential Class Clown(as I was absent mindedly saying parting greetings with my mother): So I was getting this one girl off like this right....
Me: No Way! THIS is how you get a girl off! Works for me everytime!
*Then proceeds to demonstrate the action with which is exactly how I satisfy both myself and other individuals consisting of two X chromosomes*
*Silence and several looks of virginial amusement at such an action*
Potential Class Clown: 'Woah.... Well we were actually talking about how you GET OFF with someone not how you GET SOMEONE OFF but we can talk about that too, nice to see how you demonstrated though'
*Cue rosy red cheeks*
Potential Class Perv: 'So you're like a lesbian then?'
Please be kind....tis my first time (post)
(Fri 28th Nov 2008, 22:47, More)