» School Days

penis
We had foreign exchange students visiting for a couple months. There was an asian girl among them. The exchange students had to give oral reports about themselves, something they enjoy, etc. An american student was assigned to each exchange student to help them with their english. So the day of the oral reports, the asian girl gets up and says, " I love the penis. The penis make me laugh. I wake up to the penis every morning." Everyone looked around to see who had worked with her. We all thought someone had given her the wrong word purposely. Just as people began to chuckle and the teacher was about to lose her temper, the girl placed a picture on the overhead for everyone to see. It is a picture of the cartoon - the Peanuts!!
(Fri 30th Jan 2009, 19:27, More)

» Pet Peeves

People who
know they have a long line behind them, but still don't get their money/credit card out until the cashier has rung up every item and then announced the total.
Oh, did you want me to pay for this stuff?? Oh, well that never happened the other 1,289,526 times that i've been to a store. I guess I better get something out to pay with.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 21:16, More)

» Public Sex

outdoor fun
i was a teenager at a party late one night. me and this guy were constantly sneaking away from everyone else to screw. only no one knew. so on this night, we were all outside at someone's house. me and guy sneak across the street to a field. once out of sight, we instantly go at each other. first he's on top, then i'm on top. we finish and wander back unsuspectingly to the party.
until...someone says, "what the hell is on your back?" just as i am about to check out my back, i see guy's back and so does everyone else.
both of our clotes looked as if they had been dipped in a reddish purple dye. yes, we screwed on top of a field of berries.
(Fri 24th Apr 2009, 21:10, More)