» Pointless Experiments

stoned and stupid
when i was a fair few years younger i had a little flat of my own and used to go clubbing. many friends would come back to get stoned and drink some more.one day a fair few came back its was about 3am and we were feeling very childish and one mate passed out not a good thing to do with drunk/stoned people around it started off rather innocently at first.we put a sweet on this guys head his name we will call him chris as that was his name .we did this to see if he would wake up he didn't. then we got my makeup lipstick, nail varnish you name it it was all over him.then we hit the condiments salt,mayo then flour time .one of the guys was pointed at his face going he" don't know he don't know" whilst giggling like a girl we put a mini traffic cone on his head and placed things in it pens ,etc still he didn't wake up after about two hours of piling basically crap all over him we slowly made our way home and me to my bed.


cue me waking up to chris moaning in the bathroom trying to get nail varnish and gunk off his face he then was so late for work he had no choice but to go in to work he said the boss would find it funny.I didn't see him in the club for the next few weeks but he was deemed a legend and his nickname was now covered in crap chris.

I saw him at about 1am at the club crying into his beer as not only was everyone now calling him covered in crap chris all night but he was fired from his work for being late and arriving in such a state as to say i made a swift exit so chris if you are out there im sorry.
sorry for length and drunkness .
(Wed 30th Jul 2008, 20:08, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

the corruption of the sippy cup
recently on a holiday in florida i was on hol with my husband and our two friends both male.
we ventured out in our huge car for a trip to watch the shuttle launch at the kennedy space station.I opened the door just as a gust of wind hit the door and blew it into a car next door denting it(this is not the reason for writing this story but its kinda of naughty).
Alot of drinking was done by us not so much for the driver accept tons of grape soda.Shuttle launched we ran back to the car to get out before crowd also so driver of car i dented would not know it was us (told you it was naughty)

We head out but little did we know the road is one road in and out so we are stuck in traffic 1 hour into the journey one of the guys is starting to need the toilet the other quite drunk now also needs it there is nowhere to stop.
They have no choice but to look for a vessel to go in the only thing they can find is the childs sippy cup that they have been using to put grape soda in which they found in the villa we were renting.

Both of them took it in turns to fill the cup and throw the contents out the window the potent liquid hitting cars as we went by the cup was left in the car unwashed with some urine left in for another week.
no one would take it out on the last day its was dried with some toilet roll and placed carefully back in the cupboard from which it came.

So sorry to the sippy cup or newly dubbed pissy cup and to all who drink from her

RIP sippy cup we knew you well.

length :short but very drippy.
(Wed 17th Dec 2008, 21:22, More)

» Best Films Ever

top five films
my top five fave of all time are
1 leon
2 american history x
3 leaving las vegas
4 shaun of the dead
5 battle royale
(Mon 21st Jul 2008, 21:54, More)

» Faking it

fake id
dear readers i am blessed or cursed with a youngish looking face so constantly used a older friends provisonal driving license as id
to get in to clubs at aged 16 right up until i was 25.Went with a friend to a club the other week and was not asked for id the bloody cheek!! as i am now 31 and feel a bit miffed as my age must be started to show!!
be gentle dear readers for i am new at this apologies for it not being funny !
(Tue 15th Jul 2008, 17:28, More)