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» The Soundtrack of your Life
Anything that I can change the lryics to, in a Weird Al Yankovic style.
Or that is just plain rude.
Example 1 :Foreigner, I want to know (what love is)
#I wanna know what love is, I want you to blow me #
Example 2 : Destinys Child, I'm a bus driver.
Example 3 : Bon Jovi
We've got to hold on, to my cock
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If you shake it or not
We've got each other, and that's my cock
of love - we'll give it a s...
We're half way there
Livin' on a prayer
Take my cock and we'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a prayer
Length? usually 3:15
(Fri 29th Jan 2010, 7:47, More)
Anything that I can change the lryics to, in a Weird Al Yankovic style.
Or that is just plain rude.
Example 1 :Foreigner, I want to know (what love is)
#I wanna know what love is, I want you to blow me #
Example 2 : Destinys Child, I'm a bus driver.
Example 3 : Bon Jovi
We've got to hold on, to my cock
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If you shake it or not
We've got each other, and that's my cock
of love - we'll give it a s...
We're half way there
Livin' on a prayer
Take my cock and we'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a prayer
Length? usually 3:15
(Fri 29th Jan 2010, 7:47, More)
» Asking people out
If you were a door ...
I'd bang you all night?*
*doesn't actually work...taxi for one.
(Fri 11th Dec 2009, 12:52, More)
If you were a door ...
I'd bang you all night?*
*doesn't actually work...taxi for one.
(Fri 11th Dec 2009, 12:52, More)
» PE Lessons
Running.
I didn't mind P.E. Except for running. Particulary cross CoUNTry running. I hated it. on this particular day our P.E Teacher set us off on a lap of the running field. After setting off like a steam train, about half way round, i realised I couldn't be arsed. I gave up and walked the rest, along with the tubbies that could barely manage a gentle jog - even when threatened with violence.
Five minutes after everyone else finished I ambled up. Our P.E teacher tore a strip off me, asking why I walked. I made some feeble excuse about having hurt my leg which made the P.E teacher go red in the face and scream at me "bullsh*t! what your telling me is bullsh*t!!" Bits of spit where flying from his mouth as he yelled this at the top of his voice. It scared the crap out of me and the rest of the class - after that experience even the athletically challenged made sure they looked like they were trying.
Length? about 800 metres.
(Fri 20th Nov 2009, 11:03, More)
Running.
I didn't mind P.E. Except for running. Particulary cross CoUNTry running. I hated it. on this particular day our P.E Teacher set us off on a lap of the running field. After setting off like a steam train, about half way round, i realised I couldn't be arsed. I gave up and walked the rest, along with the tubbies that could barely manage a gentle jog - even when threatened with violence.
Five minutes after everyone else finished I ambled up. Our P.E teacher tore a strip off me, asking why I walked. I made some feeble excuse about having hurt my leg which made the P.E teacher go red in the face and scream at me "bullsh*t! what your telling me is bullsh*t!!" Bits of spit where flying from his mouth as he yelled this at the top of his voice. It scared the crap out of me and the rest of the class - after that experience even the athletically challenged made sure they looked like they were trying.
Length? about 800 metres.
(Fri 20th Nov 2009, 11:03, More)
» School Days
Sixth form.
As part of a drama project the six formers at my school were given access to a video camera to produce a film. Now, usually this would be fine except for the fact that the camera was given to five boys. who immediately decided to produce and star in a "porn movie".... what followed was a 5 minute film involving the boys waving their cocks around and tom-foolery about. It was only when the head (no pun intended ) of drama discovered it on tape that things started to go wrong. Not only did they have to explain the whole thing to their drama teacher, the head of year (female) and the schools headmaster but their parents were treated to a private viewing of the masterpiece. Outstanding. (pun intended)
(Tue 3rd Feb 2009, 12:21, More)
Sixth form.
As part of a drama project the six formers at my school were given access to a video camera to produce a film. Now, usually this would be fine except for the fact that the camera was given to five boys. who immediately decided to produce and star in a "porn movie".... what followed was a 5 minute film involving the boys waving their cocks around and tom-foolery about. It was only when the head (no pun intended ) of drama discovered it on tape that things started to go wrong. Not only did they have to explain the whole thing to their drama teacher, the head of year (female) and the schools headmaster but their parents were treated to a private viewing of the masterpiece. Outstanding. (pun intended)
(Tue 3rd Feb 2009, 12:21, More)