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- a member for 15 years, 11 months and 27 days
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» Will you go out with me?
Love life’s on the fritz
Although we have recently separated, I got together with Elisabeth in 1984 after asking her to help me carry a door down to the basement.
(Fri 29th Aug 2008, 2:01, More)
Love life’s on the fritz
Although we have recently separated, I got together with Elisabeth in 1984 after asking her to help me carry a door down to the basement.
(Fri 29th Aug 2008, 2:01, More)
» Accidental innuendo
Stiffy Shed
I was about twelve and had been dragged to look at sheds with my dad. While he was discussing payment, the salesman asks “would you like an erection?” to which my dad replied “yes it will be easier for you to erect it than me”
By this point I was giggling so loudly that my dad made me stand outside, it may just have been my 12 year old self because neither my dad or the salesman found it remotely funny.
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 15:33, More)
Stiffy Shed
I was about twelve and had been dragged to look at sheds with my dad. While he was discussing payment, the salesman asks “would you like an erection?” to which my dad replied “yes it will be easier for you to erect it than me”
By this point I was giggling so loudly that my dad made me stand outside, it may just have been my 12 year old self because neither my dad or the salesman found it remotely funny.
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 15:33, More)
» Get Rich Quick
Life insurance is useless if your dead
What you will need
A fake passport, a canoe and a ticket to Panama
What you need to avoid
Posing in photographs
(Thu 31st Jul 2008, 21:41, More)
Life insurance is useless if your dead
What you will need
A fake passport, a canoe and a ticket to Panama
What you need to avoid
Posing in photographs
(Thu 31st Jul 2008, 21:41, More)