» Pet Peeves

The fucking Shiela's Wheels Advert.
Mostly the irritating song, and the fact that it's seemingly on every single fucking advert break during the day.
Not to mention the fact that it claims that women are the safest drivers.

Now, I'm not one to dispute over which gender is superior on the road. I'm completely indifferent over the matter.

But considering the fact that not only are the women in the adverts not keeping thier eyes on the road, but they're not even holding the fucking steering wheel either.

That's not very safe in my opinion, nor does it help to back up thier claims in any way.
(Thu 8th May 2008, 2:32, More)

» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

Another word for cocksucker...
When I was 12, I overheard my sister saying the word "wanker". When I asked her what it meant, she told me that it meant someone who sucks cock. I saw no reason to doubt her, as it seemed to make perfect sense at the time.

Years later however, when I was 15. I went on to a chat site and came across some rooms that I found both weird and disgusting.

These chat rooms had some really raunchy names that would describe how there were teenage boys that were horny and they were "wanking" to whatever female pop star they were in to at the time.

Depending on how these chat room names were worded, these boys were either sucking somebody else's cock, or they were somehow successfully sucking their own, all whilst thinking of either Lisa Scott Lee from Steps or Britney Spears.

A bit of a strange way for a teenager to achieve sexual bliss on a regular basis. I would've just done that thing where I grab my cock and shake it for a bit, whatever that's called.
(Wed 25th Jan 2012, 5:54, More)