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» Food sex

One of your five a day
I tried to have sex with a cabbage once. She nearly fell out of her wheel chair.
(Thu 6th Aug 2009, 14:25, More)

» Helicopter Parents

well my dad has sadly passed away now. He wasn't really a helicopter, but he often made me play with his chopper.

sincerely M Jackson Jnr
(Thu 10th Sep 2009, 15:40, More)

» Helicopter Parents

My dad was a chinook and my mum a sea king.

love Budgie
(too obscure?)

(Thu 10th Sep 2009, 15:39, More)

» IT Support

childish it support
not sure where I first learnt of it but my favourite IT childish acronym is P.E.B.K.A.C

"Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair" - basically the user is a twunt
(Thu 24th Sep 2009, 16:57, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

machinations of war
whilst working as a bored developer, I got interested in robotics and remote controls n stuff. I bought online a USB servo controller (basically control upto 6 servos through USB)

I then proceeded to build a killer elastic band firing machine with geeky web page interface, sat atop the filing cabinet, it used a web cam to give the user first person shooting fun in a 20ft radius. It could be controlled remotely (yeah, shoot the intern on my day off). It also got upgraded to run some basic motion detection stuff and would sit there waiting for someone to walk in front of it.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 16:34, More)
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