» Food sex

not me but...
a friend* from collge drunkly decided to tell my best mate that he used to lovingly please his ex by shoving a mars bar into her lady bits and then eat it out.

...my mate decided to tell me this lovely story as i take a bite out of the mars bar i just purchased.

haven't been able to have one since. thanks Andy (Y)

*i say friend, but he was just the guy constantly trying to get into my best mate's girlfriend's pants. He failed. So he decided to sleep with a 15 year old instead...but thats for another qotw
(Sun 9th Aug 2009, 15:42, More)

» My most treasured possession

I would save
the usual things like external hard drive, my pretty impresive dvd collection, photos, music...those kinda things. but more importantly all the things my girlfriend has given me. all the letters she wrote to me. the train tickets to and from hers. the little bear she gave me when she was little. all the things that make me smile when i look at them :)

either that or the bitchin' hat i got the other day :D
...well it does says keep away from fire



length and girth? the label says one size fits all.
yay for first post!
(Wed 14th May 2008, 15:51, More)