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» Common
Pretending you're posh when everyone knows you're really common as fuck...
Telling everyone you know you went to the South of France on holiday.
Carrying around some idiot designer bag (it's still just a bag!)
Refusing to buy store brand food when everyone knows Morrison's snide monster munch are better than the real thing.
Calling a loo a lavatory.
Fake fur coats.
Paris Hilton- style daughters.
Owning massive cars when you live in the city.
Sending your kids to private school to mix with kids "more like them" (who are you kidding?!)
"Posh" kids on horses (it doesn't make you posh- you have to shovel up their shit!
iPones for business men.
Bluetooth headsets on the bus/shopping/anywhere else you don't fucking need one, but wear 'cos it makes you look busy and important.
University wars ("Oh, your son only got into *** university? Mine's going to Oxford/Cambridge/some other lie when you know he's on a gap year in India).
Buying a "proper" newspaper and secretly just looking at the pictures because you don't actually know what the journalists are talking about.
They're the ones who are common these days! I love cheesy chips, being covered in tattoos, smoking at the bus stop and Primark- and I'm proud!
(Goes back to lurking for another couple of months)
Mel
(Sun 19th Oct 2008, 16:23, More)
Pretending you're posh when everyone knows you're really common as fuck...
Telling everyone you know you went to the South of France on holiday.
Carrying around some idiot designer bag (it's still just a bag!)
Refusing to buy store brand food when everyone knows Morrison's snide monster munch are better than the real thing.
Calling a loo a lavatory.
Fake fur coats.
Paris Hilton- style daughters.
Owning massive cars when you live in the city.
Sending your kids to private school to mix with kids "more like them" (who are you kidding?!)
"Posh" kids on horses (it doesn't make you posh- you have to shovel up their shit!
iPones for business men.
Bluetooth headsets on the bus/shopping/anywhere else you don't fucking need one, but wear 'cos it makes you look busy and important.
University wars ("Oh, your son only got into *** university? Mine's going to Oxford/Cambridge/some other lie when you know he's on a gap year in India).
Buying a "proper" newspaper and secretly just looking at the pictures because you don't actually know what the journalists are talking about.
They're the ones who are common these days! I love cheesy chips, being covered in tattoos, smoking at the bus stop and Primark- and I'm proud!
(Goes back to lurking for another couple of months)
Mel
(Sun 19th Oct 2008, 16:23, More)
» Best Films Ever
Shindler's List..
... I was disappointed. "A real tissue film", that's what they said about it.
Utter shit, I only wanked once. Well, there was a shower scene.
((Jimmy Carr))
Yay, first post.
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 23:55, More)
Shindler's List..
... I was disappointed. "A real tissue film", that's what they said about it.
Utter shit, I only wanked once. Well, there was a shower scene.
((Jimmy Carr))
Yay, first post.
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 23:55, More)
» Best Films Ever
The Ring...
.. not for the film, for the sheer entertainment value of making a copy of "the tape", and showing it to my little sister.
She actually pissed herself.
Oh yeah, and I guess Bambi springs to mind. When I was a kid, I used to sit with my Grandad all weekend and laugh at horror movies. Imagine the look of terror on my teachers face, when I (aged 6) watched Bambi at school, pissing myself with laughter because I thought it was yet another horror movie.
The kids in my class started crying. My teachers' faces were sheer panic and horror. I had the biggest shit eating smile you have ever seen.
Needless to say, my Grandad was bollocked for that.
(Sat 19th Jul 2008, 20:40, More)
The Ring...
.. not for the film, for the sheer entertainment value of making a copy of "the tape", and showing it to my little sister.
She actually pissed herself.
Oh yeah, and I guess Bambi springs to mind. When I was a kid, I used to sit with my Grandad all weekend and laugh at horror movies. Imagine the look of terror on my teachers face, when I (aged 6) watched Bambi at school, pissing myself with laughter because I thought it was yet another horror movie.
The kids in my class started crying. My teachers' faces were sheer panic and horror. I had the biggest shit eating smile you have ever seen.
Needless to say, my Grandad was bollocked for that.
(Sat 19th Jul 2008, 20:40, More)